Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, August 30, 2013

The Fireman

Eddy and his partner Kathy were cohabiting with each other. Eddy was employed as fireman whereas Kathy worked as baby- sitter. One day Kathy was at home and she was completely aroused. Getting bored alone and facing an unrestrained desire she called her partner who was on duty. '' Eddy, come home... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Nuclear disarmament

An international conference was held by the UNO with the aim of reducing nuclear disarmament. Three major countries were present; USA.USSR and UK. The representative of the UNO was Kofi Anand. He opened the conference by stating; '' Dear members, I'm making a solemn appeal to you to ponder about the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

2+2=3

During a winter day it was extremely cold. We made up our mind to have a nice cup of coffee. Having reached a cafeteria we stepped inside. '' Please bring hot coffee for us.'' ordered my grandfather. ''How many persons are there?'' inquired the waiter '' Two fathers and two sons'' replied my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 26, 2013

Tissue Paper

In a country the government banned the use of all types of papers with the objective of promoting a green environment. All tissue papers were removed from the market for ecological purposes. A woman entered into a shop and asked the shopkeeper: '' May I have a roll of tissue paper please?'' '' I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

The lion and the monkey

Once the lion king was severely ill and the doctor recommended that to get well he must eat the heart of a monkey. This awkward task of finding the remedy was assigned to another lion who was well acquainted with a chimpanzee. The lion roamed in the forest to look for help from his friend. '' Hi,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 23, 2013

The bridegroom

A young man who never had any adventure with any woman got married. He was terribly upset and was not aware about honeymoon. On the night of the wedding he slept quietly without touching his wife. In the morning when the bride woke up she explained the matter to her father- in- law. '' Your son is a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

The NASA Conference

The foreign ministers of Mauritius, USA and Russia were invited in a conference organised by the NASA. Each country did an expose on the progress made in the field of aerospace.. At that time the Prime Minister of Mauritius was Mr Jagnauth. The conference began with the USA. '' We must be proud of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The power of comma

A criminal was condemned to death by the court. The presence of the Chief Judge was imperative to hang the prisoner. But as he had an altercation with his wife he sent a note to inform that he will be late. It read as follows: ' Kill, not wait for me' After reading the message the officer in charge... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The road traffic officer

A road traffic officer came home exhausted. After bath and dinner he slept immediately. A few minutes later he was snoring and started to dream that he was on the road giving signals to vehicles. He moved his hands to and for and during the course of the actions he slapped his wife who was sleeping... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 19, 2013

The doctor and the lady

A young widow was living in a remote village. Her husband just died. She was lonely and suffering from all types of ailments. She went to see the doctor at the local health centre. The medical officer also was young and handsome. The lady entered into the surgery. '' Good morning madam. How can I... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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