Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

Profession

The careers officer was giving a lecture to the students of the final year at the university. Soon after the results they will be on the employment market. '' My dear friends have you thought about your careers after university?'' the careers officer questioned. '' Well, I have decided to become a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Marriage

Two friends met after a long period and were talking about their lives. Bill was married and Jeff a bachelor. They were discussing about problems in life. '' I have been married since 5 years and I am the father of a son. But let me tell you Jeff marriage is not an ideal way of living. You are in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 4, 2013

The lovers

Mike and Stella were profoundly in love with each other. They were so enamoured that they could not be at peace for on e day without seeing each other. Mike got a job abroad and he had to leave the country and his lover. '' Please don't go leaving me alone'', cried Stella. '' Don,t worry sweetheart.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

The drunkard

A man was extremely addicted to alcohol. He was treated at the hospital for detoxification. But as soon as he was discharged he started drinking again. His wife tried all sorts of treatment to prevent him from boozing. She took him to Alcoholic Anonymous but it did not work. Finally she was fed up... Sign in to see full entry.

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The raven and the fox

One day a raven was carrying a portion of cheese in its beak. A fox who was passing by noticed that. It devised a plan to obtain the cheese from the raven. '' Hi, my dear. I heard you singing the other day. You have such a beautiful voice. I am eager to hear that again'' started the fox. The raven... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 2, 2013

The birds

Tom was in the classroom following a mathematics lesson. The teacher was explaining a problem on simple arithmetics. After the lesson he asked Tom a question. '' There are ten birds singing a melody on a tree. Suddenly one of them dies. How many are left'',he questioned. After pondering for a few... Sign in to see full entry.

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Oldie & Baldie

Two school friends met after a long period of time. Both of them had grown old. They saw each other after so many years. The hair of one of them had become white and the other one was bald. '' Hey buddy, you're already old. look at that white hair just like a turnip'' baldie remarked.' '' My hair is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 1, 2013

No Smoking

The Prime Minister and the vice Prime Minister were invited for a banquet at the White House. The Prime Minister ordered his tailor to prepare a new suit for him to attend the function. Everything was scrupulously planned for this auspicious occasion. But the vice Prime Minister was a very down to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The bags

Two friends, Farhan and Nabeela were waiting for the bus at the station to attend duty. Both were carrying a plastic bag without knowing the contents. The bag of Nabeela appeared to be heavier. So, she sought assistance from her friend. '' Farhan can you carry this bag for me? It's too cumbersome... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 29, 2013

Rs & cents.

Mr Patel kept his purse in the cupboard for daily use of money. His son was aware about it Whenever he needed money he just removed it from the cupboard. After a few days Mr Patel counted the sum and found 23 cents missing from it. Immediately he doubted his son. During dinner he put he put a... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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