Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, September 27, 2013

The back shooting revolver

The owner of a superb mansion was sleeping profoundly and peacefully at night when suddenly he was awakened by a commotion. As he was scared he remained still. A thief had penetrated inside. Armed with a pistol, he confronted the proprietor in the bedroom. He threatened the man. '' Give me the keys... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The medicine

Ali was having a persistent cough since a few days. he went to the hospital accompanied by his wife. The doctor prescribed cough syrup for him. Immediately after reaching home he gulped a tablespoonful of the medicine. He started shaking his body vigorously. His wife saw it and was stunned. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The lady's feet

A gallant man was traveling in a train from Mumbai to Calcutta. After boarding,he entered in his compartment and saw a gorgeous woman sleeping on the bed. Suddenly he caught sight of her feet. He was impressed by its beauty. As he could not wake up the lady and was nearing his destination he wrote a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 23, 2013

The ring finger

Being a very opulent person, Albert lived in a grand splendid villa, drove the most expensive and beautiful Porsche and had a magnificent bungalow at the seaside. But there were two abnormalities in him. The size his ring finger was enormous. Due to a dangerous disease the doctor performed a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 21, 2013

About milk

The teacher was explaining a lesson about mammals. At the end of the period he asked Bob a question to see what he has leaned. '' Bob, what colour of milk does a white cow give?'' put forward the teacher. '' Of course, it's white'' replied instantly Bob. '' Good. Now if I tell you a black bull eats... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 20, 2013

Finger

A man entered into a hotel and ordered a cup of tea. A few minutes later the waiter came with the steaming tea and his finger dipped in the cup. '' Why did you put your finger in my tea?'' questioned the man angrily '' Excuse me Sir. I have got an infection on my finger and the doctor has advised me... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Vice Prime Minister( VPM)

Th polls were nearing at a rapid pace, All the political parties were actively engaged in the electoral campaign. Some were busy with congresses, debates and conferences. Others prepared their manifestos. During a press conference the opposition announced its shadow cabinet. '' As you are aware the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Cow & Milk

Two ancient friends, Himesh and Hisham met during a wedding after several years of separation. They chatted about their family life. '' Hi, Hisham how do you do?. It has been a long time since we saw each other. I hope by now you must have been married and started a family.'' began Himesh. '' Yeah... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 16, 2013

Scratching

Two tramps, Jack and Fred were complaining about their lot. They played lots of lottery scratch cards but never won a single cent. '' My life is so miserable. I squander my little money on those wretched cards. But I never get anything out of them'' complained Jack. '' Yeah Jack. Many a times I've... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 15, 2013

The appointment

Two friends, Mark and Tony were very fond of the company of females. Whenever they went on dates each one narrated the events. Mark who squandered money on the girls had lot of fun with them. He told his friend how he spent lavishly for this purpose. '' Hey Tony. I don't mind spending dollars with... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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