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Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Children production allowance

In a country where there is an aging population the government is encouraging young couples to have more children: "I think we must come forward with better incentives to achieve this target" proposes the Ministry of Family Welfare 'So, what do you suggest?'' aaks the PM. "Children production... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Save and kill

A dangerous criminal evades from the prison.Pursuing him the police is forced to shoot Badly injured he is admitted at the hospital where surgery is performed to save his life.After gaining consciousness the doctor talks to him: "You were seriously injured.No efforts were spared to save you" says... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 8, 2019

Public Holidays

On the occasion of all religious festivals the government of a country declares public holidays: ''If the government persists with this policy one day this country will sink' 'protests the leader of the opposition. "I disagree completely with the Honourable leader of the opposition.As it is a holy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 4, 2019

Delivery

A postman has to deliver a parcel in a hospital at the maternty section.On reaching there he tells the nurse: "Excuse me Sister.There is a parcel for delivery'' "Sorry gentleman, it's a maternity ward here.Only pregnant women come to deliver here'''she replies. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

PC

The Police Commissioner is having problems with his computer.He calls the technician: "Hello, I'm the PC speaking.My computer fails to start" he explains. "Oh! I see.The PC is having problems with his pc'' remarks the technician "Look my boy I'm the only PC in this country''intones the PC. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Home

An elderly person is admitted in a home.The following day his son goes to visit him: ''Dad how do you feel here?''he asks him "I don't want to stay here.Take me back home my son"he complains "But here also you are in a home''replies the son Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 29, 2019

Remote control

A nurse doing a special care with a suicidal patient is supposed to be with him round the clock.But most of the time she is seen chatting with other staff.One day she's caught by the supervisor in the kitchen: ''Miss Venita iI's not yet tea time.What are you doing here?The patient is unattended"'he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Lovers'Point

A guy gives an appointment to his girlfriend who is illiterat e at the Lovers' Point.He goes to the place at the scheduled time but does not find the girl: "Hey. Where are you? You've made a fool of me"he calls her " Sorry I was there looking for the point in the Lovers' Point but could not find... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Rubber/robber

What is the difference between a robber and rubber? In most cases the robber leaves his fingerprints after committing a theft. A rubber deletes out everything after writing. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Letter box

A computer teacher tells his students: "Nowadays we no longer need a letter box'' "Why?'asks a student "The email is like the letter box" replies the teacher After the class the student opens his email but can't find any letter box.Immediately he goes to see his teacher: "Sir, I just opened my email... Sign in to see full entry.

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