Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Home delivery

Long ago in Africa where the maternity service was not well developed pregnant women were delivering babies at home under the supervision of a midwife. Two friends Jay and Jonathan were talking about their births; '' Jonathan where were you born?''asked Jay '' At home'' replied Jonathan '' And... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Paramount

''I've a good and a bad news for you'' said the editor to the writer ''Tell me the good one first'' requested the writer ''Paramount has adored your book, he has literally devoured it!!!'' continued the editor. ''That's fantastic.And the bad one?'' asked the writer ''Paramount is my dog'' concluded... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

A cruel dog

A man goes to see his neighbour: ''Sorry to disturb you, but your dog has bitten my wife thrice'' ''I'm sorry, are you looking for a compensation?'' asked the neighbour ''No, I'm here to buy the dog!'' replied the neighbour Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

The baby boom

Through a survey carried out in a village on newborn babies in the 10th century the report was as follows: -100% increase in the number of births ''Why do you think the statistics was so high?'' asked an observer ''Of course, as there was no electricity at that period people used to go to bed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 12, 2015

Wheel washing

Two dogs were standing near a car.Suddenly one of them pissed on the back wheel. ''Hey what are you doing?The owner is coming''warned the other one ''In fact he should thank me to have cleaned this dirty wheel'' pointed out the first dog Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Progress report

At the end of the final exam Ted got his progress report from the school. There were zeros everywhere: ''Now what excuse will you invent my son?'' questioned his mom ''I 'm hesitating between heredity and family environment'' replied Ted Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Wet dreams

Now that Frank was grown up, he was having frequent wet dreams. As he did not know what was exactly happening to him he was upset: ''Why am I getting wet every night?'' he asked his mom ''Well don't worry my son. such things happen at the age of puberty'' reassured mom. ''But when will it stop?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 8, 2015

Tennis ball

During a course on food service at the hotel the lecturer was teaching the aspirant waiters about the variety of menus. A t the end he invited questions. '' Which thing can be served but never eaten?'' asked one student. Now the lecturer started thinking scratching his head. ''It's the tennis... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 6, 2015

Football

A soccer player asks a porn actor: ''Do you like to play football?'' ''Yes but I play on a smaller playground with two balls'' he replied ''Oh! then definitely you will get the best scorer trophy''teased the footballer Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 5, 2015

Hats off to the new President

Today, the 5th of June 2015 is an indelible date in the political history of Mauritius.All attention is focused on the nomination of the new President of the Republic.In fact, it will be marked with the oath taking ceremony of the first female president at the State House.This will be engraved in... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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