Far Be It For Me To Complain, But...

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

To All of You Moronic & Idiotic Sales People, I Got Sumpin' to Say!!

Have you seen a recent TV commercial where 2 women walk up to a lady who is simply walking through some sort of trade show gallery type of showroom? Well, these two women walk up to a random woman and stain her white blouse by smushing blueberries and strawberries into it, therefore forcing her to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Hey, Ever “Google” Yourself?

Hehe, I have; in many ways than one. What? K, so anyway, point being that it is so weird if ya “Google” yourself on-line. Even those who don’t blog or hardly ever even get online can find themselves somewhere. Strange. Scary. Our lives are out there, folks. Plain and simple, we are all searchable... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

I’m Trying To Enjoy Tonight Cause Come Tomorrow….

No one has to use intuition or psychic abilities to KNOW when they’re getting sick. Last night, M said, “I feel like I’m getting sick. Felt it all day.” Oh, great. Well, I felt fine. Even felt fine this morning at work, til about 9am. Suddenly, I started getting that weird head feeling and slightly... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 7, 2005

Me Pregnant? At 35 Years Old? Spitfire’s Gonna Be Somebody’s Mom? Poor Kid!

I realized something last week when M and I were having sex. Just before he was about to, ya know, unleash the floodgates, he said, “do you want me to give you a baby?” I really didn’t know what to say, so I replied, “Why, ya got one? Where did ya find it?“ Wasn’t really the right time for humor, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 3, 2005

Do I Look Pissed Off in This Picture?

Cause I often hear I look pissed off in pics of me. Well, maybe that's cause I don't like getting my picture taken. I don't photograph well; never have. Besides, in this photo, I was walking into the room and what you can't see is my arm closing the door behind me from the other room. Surprise pics... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Is it Just Me or Are Dog Breeds Getting Smaller and Smaller?

Are they still considered canines when they can fit inside a teacup full grown? A teacup Chihuahua. A Miniature Pinscher (which, btw, is not a small version of a Doberman Pinscher as many think they are) Let’s see, what else? Oh, a Miniature Dachshund. How much smaller are people gonna breed these... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Do I Really Know Any of You Bloggers? Have I Ever Met Any of You?

After reading Ca88andra’s blog, Speaking of Memory it got me to thinking about how truly poor my memory is and has always been. Even my family used to tease me as a kid about how scanty my short term recollection was. Well, they still do. This personal plague has carried with me since my childhood.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

I Have a New Hero. She's 96 Years Old! And They Call ME Spitfire!

This is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. I don't know why a bank manager would want it published, but whatever. I just hope I'm still a spitfire like this at age 96. Well, hell, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

A Very Rude Awakening. Did I Actually Get Knocked Up By an Old Man? Yikes!!

A 92 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he's feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, and then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Why Can’t We All Just Get Along? A Message to These Pretty Bloggers!

I’m hearing the song, The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson running through my head right now! RachelAnna posted If someone called you and told you they were sleeping with your husband … and she talked about not having or wanting girlfriends. Here’s my comment in her blog: Rach, wow, those female... Sign in to see full entry.

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