Friday, May 21, 2004To see and read one of the best funnies I've gotten all year, click here or copy and paste this to your browser: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63851&item=4146756343 And for those of you what haven't already checked out this site... click here now!!, I personally recommend 5... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 12:57 PM Comments (0) (link) Thursday, May 20, 2004T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-TI couldn't resist this, since it's Thursday.... A business man got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, T-G-I-F. " He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F"... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 12:36 PM Comments (2) (link) Why God invented menopause.Why God invented menopause. With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:45 AM Comments (6) (link) Wednesday, May 19, 2004Relax PA and OH grrrrls, it's a JOKE!!Michigan Women Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties........ The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 10:55 AM Comments (11) (link) Tuesday, May 18, 2004MOMS KNOW BEST...MOSTLYEnjoy the answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt,... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 8:10 PM Comments (5) (link) Monday, May 17, 2004Just as a note, these aren't mine, they're just passed to me via email.They're just some really good jokes. And some really bad ones. THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:24 PM Comments (1) (link) Black Testicles.....BLACK TESTICLES A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE," HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 12:18 PM Comments (2) (link) Sunday, May 16, 2004This one, for better or worse, is my own writing...This was about 7 mos agoOverheard as I walked past the bathroom where my two and a half year old son sat on the potty, and his four year old sister sat nearby, keeping him company: "I pooped!" "No, you didn't poop, Josh. I didn't hear a splash, and poops splash." (lol) As I sit down to write this, I hear many loud bumps,... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 11:32 AM Comments (10) (link) What Religion is Your Bra?A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 12:39 AM Comments (3) (link) Saturday, May 15, 2004The Middle WifeHow would you like to be this teacher? I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 4:58 PM Comments (5) (link) |
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