Thursday, January 18, 2007
A Hilarious E-mail - I Hope It Isn't A Repost :) :) :)
I AM TIRED!! For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:...The population of this country... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, November 6, 2006
Here's one that isn't so funny, unless you consider the irony
Of the war we're fighting. For Democracy. VOTE on November 7th, won't you please? Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, October 27, 2006
FUNNY EMAIL I GOT FROM MY UNCLE
It's an email that he received, and then his response to it. LOL The email he got (The Republicans' take on the) Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008: 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00 P.M.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Saturday, October 7, 2006
Oooohhh, this one's FUNNY!!!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!" "Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter." "Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Hilarious Jon Stewart clip where he ridicules the media YET AGAIN....
In my opinion this is funny because he nails it. I also think it's sickening because so many of my fellow countrymen are chewing their evening cud and soaking up the stuff the media publicizes, while not really noticing the finer points, like the ones Stewart points out here in this clip. Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Funny as shit. I love them!!
You have to see this. Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, September 15, 2006
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
This one is a doozy. Holy cows!!
An Actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article. - Ok when you guys stop laughing long enough to pick yourself off the floor forward this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too. Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, July 7, 2006
Out of the mouths of babes
So, we now eat dinner in the dining room. This entails bringing the food, dishes, drinks, salt and pepper, silverware, blah, blah, blah... in with us. On my last trip I brought ice water for my husband and I. My son looks up (from utterly inhaling his food) and says, "Wow, Mom. You're just like a... Sign in to see full entry.
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Saturday, June 17, 2006
New jokes written by my friend Jer
1.What's the difference between Bush and Hitler? Hitler was popular. 2.What's the difference between Bush and Hitler? Hitler wrote a book. Oh, Lord, deliver us from 'dubyuh'. Sign in to see full entry.
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This blog is all the funniest stuff I can find to post, but user friendly it is not....some of it is pretty dry humor %)