Friday, May 14, 2004What do a Thimble and Mel Gibson have in common??One day while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and she needed the thimble to make her living. The Lord... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 10:41 PM Comments (2) (link) HER DIARY Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 7:40 PM Comments (1) (link) LMAO and crying.This is just sound information that maybe you did not think about but quite obvious some one's child did!!!! For those with No children - this is totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age - this is hilarious. For those who have children this age - this is not funny. For... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 9:34 AM Comments (1) (link) Thursday, May 13, 2004A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and... Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 9:59 PM Comments (2) (link) This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.www.illwillpress.com check out foamy the squirrel, start with any of his (many) rants...you'll never see squirrels the same again!! Sign in to see full entry.posted by Schatz at 1:38 AM Comments (3) (link) |
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