https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/This blog is all the funniest stuff I can find to post, but user friendly it is not....some of it is pretty dry humor %)hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/435567I AM TIRED!! For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:...The population of this...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/418759Of the war we're fighting. For Democracy. VOTE on November 7th, won't you please?https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/416605It's an email that he received, and then his response to it. LOL The email he got (The Republicans' take on the) Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008: 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/412046A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!" "Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter." "Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/409781In my opinion this is funny because he nails it. I also think it's sickening because so many of my fellow countrymen are chewing their evening cud and soaking up the stuff the media publicizes, while not really noticing the finer points, like the ones Stewart points out here in this clip.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/407614You have to see this.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/406382Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/397457An Actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article. - Ok when you guys stop laughing long enough to pick yourself off the floor forward this to all the women you know so they can have a good laugh too.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/386215So, we now eat dinner in the dining room. This entails bringing the food, dishes, drinks, salt and pepper, silverware, blah, blah, blah... in with us. On my last trip I brought ice water for my husband and I. My son looks up (from utterly inhaling his food) and says, "Wow, Mom. You're just like a...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Schatz5700/3810991.What's the difference between Bush and Hitler? Hitler was popular. 2.What's the difference between Bush and Hitler? Hitler wrote a book. Oh, Lord, deliver us from 'dubyuh'.