By George, I think I've got it! A title... (or not... sigh)
Bloody Hell and a Slice of Pie. How's that for a title? "Mother was salt of the earth. But if she’d catch ya doing something stupid, she’d give ya bloody hell and a cuppa tea. Sit ya down at the table, serve you a slice a pie with the one hand and a smack in the back of the head with the other.... Sign in to see full entry.