OB's Musings

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Monday, January 17, 2005

Hrmmm...I Wonder

Where did the phrase "colder than a witch's tit" originate? And how did the person who first started using that phrase know just how cold a witch's tit is? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

I Swear! I'm Just Going To Stop Watching TV Altogether!!!

Okay! The Quizno's baby is sorta cute... SORTA! It's definitely cuter than the singing psycho gerbils from Hell! BUT IT STILL GRATES ON EVERY LAST NERVE OF MINE! Sign in to see full entry.

In Spending Tons Of Time In Front Of A Computer Doing Research . . .

... One finds that when one spends hours on one's ass, said ass becomes numb! Then when one finally does get up and allows blood to flow back into one's ass, said ass hurts like hell! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 8, 2005

Ack! There's A Limit To How Many People Can Be On Your People List!

I try to place all the people who have commented on my work on my people list. But yesterday I found out that there is a certain number of people allowed on said list. I tried to place someone on my list and was told that my list was full! *gasp* I think I'll empty the list completely since I feel... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

* SSSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM*

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Transportation Secretary Orders Airline Probe

Ahh yes... when I read the above headline on AOL News, I got an interesting picture in my mind: A jet plane with a big, huge thumb up its rear exit. If only I could draw... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Today

Today, so far, I have mailed in resumes to two places and hand delivered resumes to two places. I also signed up for a sign language class so that I can get back into learning the language I so love. Things are starting to look up. I can't wait for the sign language class to start in January! I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Bloggers Have Virtual Sex On Blogit!!!

****************************************************************************** Just testing how many clicks I get by using "bloggers," "sex," and "Blogit." Leave a note to say you were here! ****************************************************************************** Sign in to see full entry.

I Can't Sleep!

And for some reason this popped into my head: Crumpled balls in the corners Shreds of snowy-white litter A word tossed here, there Everywhere Writer’s dream Paper nightmares Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Editormum's Blog Seeds

I couldn't resist editormum's blog seed for today. The words she posted were holiday, drip, pinch. Now that the holidays are here and the weather is cooler, Baby-Grrl has been jumping into bed with us every night. We give her so much attention that she drools and drools in her happiness, dripping... Sign in to see full entry.

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