OB's Musings

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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Humans Are Stupid As A Whole

Here is some of the human "logic": One pit bull kills a person, and suddenly all pit bulls are evil. The Japanese military bomb Pearl Harbor, and suddenly all Japanese people (no matter where they were born) are anti-American. Same goes for the Iraqui people. If my faith and your faith differ, you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 23, 2004

An Interesting Occurance On Blogit--Thanks Be To Whim

It worked. This blog jumped from #27 in Humor yesterday to #19 today. And all I did was take a few of Whim's tips--really just as a joke. I mean I have known that mentioning Ariala, "blog," etc would make people read, but I never imagined it'd make my rating jump so much! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Blogging With Ariala, And I Think I'll Commit Suicide

Whim mentioned that to get better ratings one should mention Ariala's name and/or the word "blog" in your title. I've decided to try some of her "tips" here today. Let's see if this particular blog makes it higher in the rankings. hehe Right now this blog is #27 in the humor category. aardvark... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Sumting Ive Noticd Latly

Ever since my traumatic experience of losing my dad, my typing SUX. I make stupid errors like I've never typed before in my life. Blah! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 1, 2004

I Need HELP!!!

J wants to take me golfing with him today! Someone fly to Hawai`i quick and whisk me away!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Ambien, Sonata, etc.

Why is it that when I get my prescription for sleeping pills the bottle always warns that it may cause drowsiness? I mean, DUH! Isn't that what I want it to do? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 24, 2004

What In The World Have You Floridians Done???

What have you done that is so utterly horrible that you are getting yet another hurricane headed your way? Y'all better bend over and kiss your asses good-bye! Either that or make peace with Mother Nature! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

When Life Imitates . . . Life

Something happened to me recently which reminds me of a comment Whim once made on one of my blogs when I broke my foot the second time. I do believe I am going through yet another clumsy stage. Saturday I almost tripped on the stage at the bar where J and I go to hear our friends play music--3 times... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Try, Try Again? Sheeyah, Right!!!

If at first you don't succeed, scream, yell, bitch, and moan until you get your way! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 4, 2004

Once Again, The Stupidity of Some People!

I would have posted this to Opinionated Bitch, but I've already put to posts there in the last few minutes, so here it will be posted. My J emailed this to me, and I can only assume he got it from one of the Golf Forum boards he reads: Dear Friends, My wife is fond of saying that my last words on... Sign in to see full entry.

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