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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Next Time You Squash A Flea, Take A Good Look At Its Blood

I thought "puce" was an ugly word for a halfway-decent color until I read the following: Puce Puce is generally considered to be a shade of pale brownish - purple. Puce comes from the French puce, or "flea-coloured". Sometimes it is correlated with a shade of deep red, prompting speculation it might... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Are My Blogs Not Showing Up?

Or do my fellow bloggers hate me? I posted to OB over five hours ago but have gotten only one click. Before I left for my trip I could post and have at least ten clicks in the first hour. Woe is me. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Just A Quick FYI On Something I Noticed

Six people on the new posts page have the word "blog" or some variation in their subject line. Now who are the click whores? Sign in to see full entry.

Quirky, Quirky, Quirky

I got Quirky on the brain! Perhaps because she sent me an IM today. She's such a cool woman! Go read her blogs now, dammit! You have no excuse not to do so since I am linking to them all below!!! I WRITE, THEREFORE I AM Quirky 2 -- this time IT'S PERSONAL!! the poop on BLOGGER NICKNAMES RABID RANTS... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 5, 2005

Betchya Didn't Know Florida Orange Juice Doesn't Have Any Oranges In It!

According to the commercial--you know, the one with the dorky guy walking through a pseudo-scientific lab--Florida Orange Juice's ingredients are "fresh air, sunshine, rain." No oranges. Pretty amazing, huh? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 1, 2005

And Now . . .

It's time for a nap! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 20, 2005

It Is Not Wise To Krazy Glue One's Finger To One's Chair

Yep. The title says it all. Ouch! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I Have Figured Out What A Woman's Perfect Man Is!!!

This popped into my head as I was trying to fall asleep. The perfect man for every woman: A chocolate Adonis. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 16, 2005

I Just Don't Get It

I wrote what I thought was a pretty good post in OB about my experience with a girl with Down's Syndrome, but I get only one comment. In fact, it doesn't look like very many people even read the post. Makes me feel so unloved. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Stayfree Maxipads And Water Just Don't Mix

I left this in a comment to a post by Orca_Belle. Okay... so when we graduated high school, each of my group of friends had a party. One of the parties was exceptionally interesting. We were on some land in Keanae, Maui. There was one house on the land, and the rest was totally empty. My friend, L,... Sign in to see full entry.

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