OB's Musings

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Thursday, January 15, 2004

Men Can Be So Arrogant!

My best friend just called me. She had one thing to say to me: She was behind a van with a license plate reading WEL HNG. Why can't men be modest? Sign in to see full entry.

Feline Frenzy

Every evening at 6pm I feed my cats. yet every evening at about 5:30 they start following me and meowing at me at the top of their lungs to be sure I know they're hungry. Why? Sign in to see full entry.

Blushing

There's a guy who just started working in my area of the building. He's not exactly what I would be attracted to normally, but he is a cutie nonetheless. About 10 minutes ago he came by to introduce himself--seems to be a really nice guy. My problem? The whole time he was talking to me I could not... Sign in to see full entry.

If You're A Decent Person, Don't Buy A Camry

I have noticed that some of the most inconsiderate drivers are the ones driving Camrys. This morning a Lexus driver was totally awesome to me, but two Camry drivers were complete a$$holes! I have noticed that while many drivers of expensive cars feel they purchased the road when they purchased the... Sign in to see full entry.

How Is This Possible?

I just went to the bathroom here at work. There was one other woman in there when I walked in. Just as I was starting my business, she finished hers and went to the sinks to wash her hands. Well, being that the sinks were right next to my stall and being that I have good hearing, I heard it loud and... Sign in to see full entry.

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