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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

This is a Good One!

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 18, 2010

The Brand New Corvette

A middle age gentleman got an urge one day to do something that he always wanted to do, but never had the courage. He bought himself a brand new Corvette from a dealership. While driving his brand new Corvette on the interstate, a highway patrolman pulled in behind the middle age man in an attempt... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Can I Play With Grandma?

Mommy, Mommy can I go outside and play with grandma? Mom replied to her little boy "How many times have I told you to stop digging her up!!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Flood

A christian man walks to work at a factory one day and the boss sends everyone home because he was expecting a flood. On the man's way home it starts raining and two thirds of the way there the rain is up to his knees. A man with a canoe asks: "Do you need a ride?" "Nope, i'm waiting on Jesus". A... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 15, 2010

The Perfect Password

If you don't laugh at this you better >get someone to call a doctor cuz your funny bone needs retuning > The 'Perfect Password' > A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the > appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would > now need to enter a password.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

What's Important to a man

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Heart Doctor's funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their goodbyes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Hat

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 11, 2010

Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors

Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors: 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sam and Becky's 50th Wedding Anniversary

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all... Sign in to see full entry.

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