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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Man Dies and goes to Heaven

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," God says. "Go right ahead." "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so nice?" God says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "So you... Sign in to see full entry.

Escaped Convict

Alittle razy but funny: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Daily Joke-86 yr old man goes to doctor

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,'Things are great and I've never felt better. 'I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

A Few Good Marines

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 4, 2010

An Amish lady

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,"... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Standing $1,000.00 Bet

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out of it would win the money.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

A Curious Indian boy

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"? "Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Daily Joke ~ A police pulled a man over and said...

A police pulled a man over and said "sir did you know that you are going 20 miles over the speed limit?" and the man answers, "No officer i did not." and his wife says, "yes you did I've been telling you that for the last 20 minutes." and the man yells "Shut up!" and the officer says, "Well did you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Daily Joke ~ A young boy enters a barber shop...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I Am A Father

I Am A Father A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The... Sign in to see full entry.

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