A blonde brunnette and red head are the 3 best friends decide to take a swimming class, they sign up and the instructer tells them: "To test your speed 1st, all 3 must swim 100 meters with breaststroke." All 3 agree. Tthe red head goes first and finishes in 30min, the brunnette finishs 45min. and... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Is There Basball in Heaven?
There were these 2 friends, Bill and Bob, and they both loved baseball. So, they made a promise to each other, the first one to die, will come back and let the other know if there's baseball in heaven. Well, the day comes and Bob passes. Weeks turn to months while Bill is still waiting to hear from... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Glass of Wine
I Love this! To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Larry's in room 232 at the Hospital
Ok, you're asking who in the hell 'Larry' is. Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says, 'Where in the hell have you been? ' Larry replies, ' I was out getting a tattoo. ' 'A tattoo? 'she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, ' he... Sign in to see full entry.
Where did Piss Poor come from?
Where did Piss Poor come from? Interesting History They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Two Elderly men in the park
There are two elderly men that meet in the park on Saturdays and talk about old times. One day one said to the other: "I think it time for me to go. Everything hurts, nothing works right with my body and I am ready to go." He then asks the other man how he felt. He says: "I feel like a brand new... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Humor
LIFE AFTER DEATH "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!" PALM... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Crazie?
A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. As he gets out to find a phone, it starts to rain. About a mile down the road he sees a farm house with the door half open and he goes in. To his right there's a woman sitting by an open window pulling on her breasts and pointing out of... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I... Sign in to see full entry.