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Sunday, December 12, 2010

I Got Your Mama

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Blue Ribbon

An irsh man was in a pub and he got very drunk. So he stumbled outside and passed out on the grass. Two women walk past him one leans over to her friends and whispers: "I wonder what is under an irish man's kilt." So they tip toe over and lift his kilt. He was wearing nothing at all. Filled with... Sign in to see full entry.

The Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them: "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

My First Condom.

My First Condom. I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Your ticket please

A flight attendant is at her post taking tickets. A man wearing nothing but a trench coat walks up to her. The woman asks the man in the trench coat: "Your ticket please". The man flashes the lady buck naked, the flight attendant says without blinking an eye: "Your ticket, not your stub!" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Why Men Wear Earrings

Why Men Wear Earrings.... Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense". The... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Wyoming

GOOD: A Laramie, Wyoming policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

THE VIBRATOR

THE VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: ' Wh at in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: ' M om, I'm thirty-five years old,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Smart Arse!

Two businessmen in Cardiff were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be-opened new shop. As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other: "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put the face to the window and ask what we're selling." No... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Spot the Turkey

Spot the Turkey A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy answered, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' Sign in to see full entry.

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