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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Farmer and the Obnoxious Lawyer

The Farmer and the Obnoxious Lawyer A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, 'I'm fine,' at the scene of the accident?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded: "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Three Hillbillies

Three West Virginia Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. > > 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " > > 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?" > > 1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity! " > > 2nd Hillbilly says: "That's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 3, 2011

Ah yes...Christmas dinner with the whole family

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Bitches Till the end

Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had... Sign in to see full entry.

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ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW... ~ A Cup of Tea ~ One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "tea set" as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 31, 2010

The Patient Grandfather

The Patient Grandfather A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

A Little Holiday Humor

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Note posted on Refrigerator door

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY... FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS STILL A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Note posted on Refrigerator door

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY... FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS STILL A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.... Sign in to see full entry.

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