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Monday, January 24, 2011

Sex, Church & Pancakes

Sex, Church & Pancakes The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter Was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant And adversely impact the family's statu s, she consulted the Family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful And any attempt to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 14, 2011

The Frog

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ' T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN. The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,... Sign in to see full entry.

Mother's in Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 10, 2011

MAMA'S BIBLE

MAMA'S BIBLE Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, "I had... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Some funny lines

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

"RETARDED GRANDPARENTS "

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big... Sign in to see full entry.

First date story

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

What Starts with F and ends with K

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, ' I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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