Laughter is good medicine
Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Sunday, May 5, 2013
LITTLE JOHNNY... DEFINITE DEFINITION
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Oh No!
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Sunday, February 13, 2011
THESE REALLY WORK!
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snop e s and it's for real! (Sorry for the uppercase; I didn't type it and I'm not going to spend the time to redo it.) AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
WHO'S ON FIRST? HAVE TO WATCH THIS ONE. IT IS A RIOT!
HAVE TO WATCH THIS ONE. IT IS A RIOT!!!!! Without a doubt, this is the funniest email....from North, South Carolina http://www.casttv.com/video/72dkchn/bill-cosby-understanding-southern-video Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER
LOT 'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!' ________________________________ GOOD... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Children Writing About the Ocean...
Children Writing About the Ocean... 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (, age 7) 4) -... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
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Friday, February 4, 2011
TECH SUPPORT
TECH SUPPORT. Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one................................................. Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD Out!!! Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck. Tech Support: That... Sign in to see full entry.
"It only went "Click!"
It only went "Click!" FROM... "THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" Last Thursday Night Around midnight, A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was... Sign in to see full entry.