A DAY OR SO IN MY LIFE! WHO CARES? for Monday, October 1, 2012

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Monday, October 1, 2012

TODAY IS JUST ONE OF THOSE YEARS

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 4. Funny, I don't remember being... Sign in to see full entry.

MY YARD IS ON A DRUNK, A FIRST DRUNK

Little Nathanial is away at college and is soon to have a birthday. Mama calls and e mails letting him know how proud she is of her little man. He is about to be 21, a man of his Own! "Nat, honey I know you can't make it home on Wednesday but Saturday I will throw a real party for you. Your friends, our friends, kin folk and whom ever you want to bring with you will feast and have fun for your BIG 21!!" Mom writes in an e mail that never gets an answer. Nat has other plans he is going to... Sign in to see full entry.

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