A DAY OR SO IN MY LIFE! WHO CARES? for Thursday, May 13, 2010

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MOTHER?

WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.. 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1.... Sign in to see full entry.

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