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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Hey, Stanford! REALLY Set Your Picks! Make Cal Pay for the Refs, Twice!

I've been watching this match-up for decades. Cal wins this one because the "Stonecutters," say so. They might have won anyway. We will never know. The refs will allow Cal players to grab, push and shove. Quick hard fouls that the bribed refs, intentionally ignore. That's "Brazerkley" for you. They look "progressive," but under the skin are they "buying the referees?" Tune in tonight and bring your striped shirts. Are the Zebras cheating for Cal or are they not cheating for Cal? I think "the... Sign in to see full entry.

California! It's Time to Ice your sinks! Chill-out this Bush/HAARP Storm

You can watch as your melting ice blows away georgie bush's monster HAARP Pacific coast storm. Go to " Pacific animated infrared image." It's the blue and gold Doppler. Watch your iced sinks, blow-away this continuing Bush/HAARP murder attempt. The Repugs are firing their ion cannons from about 500 miles west of San Francisco. They are also firing on our state from about a thousand miles west of San Diego. You can watch them "doing it from islands" at the above "infrared image." Sign in to see full entry.

A Perfect Dance Song for Jess and Belissa! - Harlem Shuffle - Bob and Earl

I wish I'd seen you dance to this one. Doing 'the slo-mo pony." It's called, "The Harlem Shuffle." The Harlem Shake is LAME, by comparison. You can YouTube 1963's "Harlem Shuffle," and listen to "how it's really done!" Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Funky-Jazz Pick? Steely Dan - "Hey, 19"

The free video on YouTube, not only " focusses cool" better than ever, it has great photographs, too! If you're too young to recognize it, this was major musical, "history." Put this one on your z-pod and feel what "relaxed-cool," really feels like. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Don't buy the GWB Wall Street Bullshit! He's about to Wipe You Out Again!

One of the Republican/tea party mouthpieces on FOX, just jumped up and down and told humanity to "invest in the stock market. Be enthusiastic," (suckers!) Buy "Enron," (fools!) Fool me once... It's just everything dinky georgie bush embezzled from us in his Iraq and Afghanistan "wars." He overcharged us ten times what the wars actually cost. He embezzled "the over charge difference." Those hundreds of billions are now in GWB's very own swiss bank. He is now using that financial energy to... Sign in to see full entry.

The Democrats' Secret Weapon! Farting Bean and Garlic Gas on Crawford!

Hey, dinky georgie bush, how are you gonna like it when millions of protesters break wind in your front yard, mini-man? That's the Democratic answer to your kill humanity with your HAARP/sequestration plans. We will be looking like tourists visiting a "presidential" town. After eating "heaping" bowls of beans laced with garlic and onions, the protesters will drive past the Crawford Creep's hometown. Then they will stop, get out of the car and while pretending to take photos of the ex-presidents... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB and Rove Move Aggressively to Starve Children for the Republicans!

I'm tired of the shit, dinky karly and georgie. Now you Crawford Creeps are starving our babies. First, we catch you slaughtering our babies with automatic weapons. Now you move to starve our children to death with your sequester (rape) of our economy. We know Republicans make money every time our economy goes downhill. So the Republicans shove the American economy down the toilet. They make money when the American people, fail. As America goes into debt, Bush-Rove and their fellow planet... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 4, 2013

God's Favorite Hymm, maybe, Gladys Knight & Pips, "You're the Best Thing.."

I get the feeling, God love's it, when you listen to "You're the Best thing that Ever Happened to Me." Put on the headphones and peacefully YouTube this video. God uses our ears and hearts to hear and feel, this song. When we allow God to listen through us, she/he sends us the feeling of pure love. And mixing the presence of God, with Gladys Knight and "her soldiers," creates the sweetest feeling around. Praise God! Sign in to see full entry.

GWB's Shadow Government Continues to Murder our Economy. Let's Beat Him!

Dinky-georgie bush just got his ass kicked in the November elections. I know, I know, Mitt (Headroom) Romney, officially got his lying-ass kicked. But that was Karl Rove and georgie bush that took the beating. They celebrated early. As the votes were being counted, Rove-Bush began to celebrate their inadequately rigged, election " win." All of the sudden, GOP predictions of victory were everywhere. Rove was drooling on himself. The real polling numbers foreseeing an Obama victory were suddenly,... Sign in to see full entry.

Stanford Gridiron Celebrates Beating SC Four Seasons in a Row! Really!?

When you look at all the stats, USC is probably, up until this time, the best collegiate football team ever. Notre Dame and Oklahoma can give you good arguments, but the Trojans own a slight math-edge over the past century or so. That's why it is such an honor to beat the University of Southern California with a grand-slam of victories. When I was a kid, Stanford fans were pleased to get two wins per decade, over the "Smogville Monsters." I saw that four-game Stanford win streak over Troy, and... Sign in to see full entry.

A.G. Harris! You've Been GREAT so far, except for this HAARP thing...

Do you realize that GWB is firing HAARP crap at you, RIGHT NOW? Google your basic Pacific Animated infrared image. It's a Doppler satellite image. If you watch it carefully, you will realize, "someone" is firing storms at the West Coast. They are firing from HAARP ion gun emplacements, 500 miles or so west of San Francisco. The HAARP "poison" is also being fired from a location 1000 miles west of the U.S./Mexican border. You can see it all day long and "twice on Sunday," on the above animated... Sign in to see full entry.

A.G. Harris! You've Been GREAT so far, except for this HAARP thing...

Do you realize that GWB is firing HAARP crap at you, RIGHT NOW? Google your basic Pacific Animated infrared image. It's a Doppler satellite image. If you watch it carefully, you will realize, "someone" is firing storms at the West Coast. They are firing from HAARP ion gun emplacements, 500 miles or so west of San Francisco. The HAARP "poison" is also being fired from a location 1000 miles west of the U.S./Mexican border. You can see evidence, all day long and "twice on Sunday," on the above... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Stanford Basketball is in Perfect Position! Defending the NIT Championship!

The Cardinal is destined for the NIT. They already OWN the 2012 NIT title! They own it from a rout. They don't have the depth to win the NCAA Tourney. But they can repeat as NIT champs. Only two schools have back-to-back, NIT titles. South Carolina and St. Johns. Stanford could join them with a 2013 championship. It wouldn't be a big deal at UCLA or Duke. For Stanford, it would establish a foothold on a higher "hoop rock." If Stanford beats Cal this week, it would be a miracle. The game is at... Sign in to see full entry.

McEnroe-Courier Battle on Fox Sports Net. And they're serious!

Damn! These old guys can still play a very entertaining game! If you've got any tennis in you, at all, you really should see the battle of the golden geezers. This is one of the best games, you will ever see! You can really see the tennis because the incredible speed is gone. It's like The Twilight Zone has taken over in Arizona. McEnroe and Courier are playin like a couple of Social Security, Wizards. Slow motion masters. The announcer said that McEnroe is recovering from a bad muscle tear. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Red Wings-Blackhawks headed for overtime. It's the Big Finish!

Tune in now for the thrills? Chicago wins in overtime! NBC-TV. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Jodie Foster in "Contact." She periodically shoots through Space, On SyFy

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Star Trek TNG battles 'GWB' in a SEXY Episode. On BBC America.

This one has a devilishly good looking "woman," as the devil itself. The episode is on right now! (note the above date and time). The episode is called "Devil's Due." It looks like she's using dinky georgie bush's enslave/kill the planet strategy, to me. Scare the people into dying, huh, dinky georgie? You're still trying to HAARP the world to death, huh, georgie? But there's more and more smart people catching onto your nasty HAARP bullshit. Proof of your attacks on humanity is googled at,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sammy Davis Jr's Touching Performance on "The Rifleman" on AMC!

I like this performance by Sammy Davis Jr, as his best. Tune into American Movie Channel and catch this classic Western moment. Sign in to see full entry.

Don Drysdale Stars in "The Rifleman," It's on AMC, periodically.

Drysdale says, "We bury 'em deep!" It was baseball season, so the L.A.Dodgers didn't let Dandy Don, get shot off his horse. "The Skull" episode is on AMC, periodically. Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Guam! I loved you in the 70s! Let's get rid of those (darn) Snakes!

I've got an idea! What happens if you create a device that let's a snake climb up a tree, but kills it as it tries to come down. Something metal you clamp onto the tree. When the snake tries to come back down via his reverse route, he finds it impossible. When it tries to go around the device, have razor sharp metal waiting for the snake. Think about this. What draws the snake to the birds' nests? It must be the chirping. What happens if you build "whistles" into the device. These whistles chirp... Sign in to see full entry.

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