The Democrats' Secret Weapon! Farting Bean and Garlic Gas on Crawford!
Hey, dinky georgie bush, how are you gonna like it when millions of protesters break wind in your front yard, mini-man? That's the Democratic answer to your kill humanity with your HAARP/sequestration plans. We will be looking like tourists visiting a "presidential" town. After eating "heaping" bowls of beans laced with garlic and onions, the protesters will drive past the Crawford Creep's hometown. Then they will stop, get out of the car and while pretending to take photos of the ex-presidents... Sign in to see full entry.