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Friday, March 22, 2013

Greatest "Hymn" Ever? Gladys Knight and the Pips! You're the Best Thing...

Listen to this one, again, as a prayer. I think God really loves this performance! Broadcast it to your Heaven, while you listen. It's fun! You tube it for free! Sign in to see full entry.

Jennifer Aniston Stars on Quantum Leap! Now! She's at her CUTEST in Green!

This Quantum Leap episode is called " M.I.A." It shows how fine Aniston is at her best! It's on G4, right now! This one shows how adorable the lady from "Friends" can be, in a lime green sweater. If you Google, Aniston Quantum, you can see what I mean, anytime you want! (In her lime-green sweater). Sign in to see full entry.

Peacemaker Obama's TV Speech Signal Jammed by dinky-gwb & Rupert!

This happened all the time during 2012 campaign. Georgie Bushy and Rupert would turn MSNBC's signal into something that looked like fruit salad. They didn't have to do it for long. The Repug leadership - BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers (still) buying the "koch" - has been defeated in their end of the world, board game. It's just GOP MONOPOLY, played with loaded dice. And we even beat 'em at that. The Republicans have been "busted as total idiots." It's almost as if they're proud of... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Hey, West Coast! Ice Sinks! It Just Dissolved gwb/HAARP Poison!

Yesterday the California doppler looked like fatal crap. Now, it looks good! It looks like Oregon and Washington iced their sinks, too. You all just fought of an assault by GWB/HAARP, by melting ice in your sinks. You just saved yourselves with melting ice. You turn your ground pipes into a planet-cooling, refrigeration system. The planet-killing HAARP, doesn't kill humanity as effectively over cooler waters. Ice your sinks as consistently, as you can. You can see HAARP fire at you if you google... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey,Moms of Boys! Make 'em "Listen-Up!" "This is Your Life" - The 5th Dim

The Fifth Dimension's "Marilyn McCoo back-up," Florence Larue, may have nailed the greatest soprano/rock performance, ever, with "This is Your Life!" If you want proof, you can youtube this one for free. Produced in 1969, this song may still be the best, ever. Stupidly ignored by music execs upon its original release, "This is Your Life" is back for another shot at the front of the Cleveland trophy case. After that super-sonic vocal, I'm surprised Florence Larue is still in one piece. As far as... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Hey, (Irish-Russian) Rachel Maddow! "Why are the GOPs total morons?"...

There is only one possible reason for sharp Republican politicians, to turn into total drooling idiots. They are basically telling humanity that the entire race is about to be murdered and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Politics doesn't matter in the face of death. The redneck repug peckerwoods are conceding the basic political argument. Republicans continue to "poop on" humanities desires as humanity watches them doing it. The only GOP option left is to kill it all with HAARP and... Sign in to see full entry.

MacGyver Marathon on Cloo-TV on Mondays! It's the Genius Child's, Fave

This show is my brilliant friend's "pride and joy pick." The funny thing is, that young MacGyver fan turned out to be the cleverest guy in the world. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Jimmy Rod's Favorite Lee Marvin performance - Twilight Zone, Right Now!

It's on MeTV, Is it Lee Marvin's greatest moment? This Twilight Zone episode is entitled, "Steel." Sign in to see full entry.

Best News Ever? Dwight Powell is Coming Back for Another Great Season!

Powell is like a 6'10" Rick Barry. He swoops in like a Palo Alto condor. He makes his free throws. No seven-footer, " bricks. " And if you let Powell " face-up," he will hurt you. He did it again tonight in the NIT opener. He played Athletic/Disciplined basketball. And Stanford is still the NIT Champion until someone beats them. Alabama at Alabama is next on their NIT, JOURNEY. I recall Stanford's NCAA tourney game against Alabama, several years ago. The southern referees allowed 'the tide' to... Sign in to see full entry.

Stanford-Cal replay Now ending on P-12 TV. The riot game!

At 8pm Stanford begins their defense of their NIT championship. It's on ESPN 2 as we look toward our TVs. They've got a massive Bill Walton "fathead" behind the "yacking" Bill Walton. Hey Stanford Students, get your asses out to Maples. The refs are cheating their asses, off! Get out there and ride them into an early grave! They're letting the little purple guys foul, continuously! I would get over to Maples and I'd entirely wreck the refs, evening. "Hey, Ref! Where'd you lose your whistle.... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Stanford Hoops! Set Your Picks with Spirit! That will decide the Game!

Work your picks with enthusiasm! When you run into a hot shooter like the weenie from ASU, you run him into "solid" picks all night long. Keep his head spinning like something out of the exorcist. Sooner or later his head might just fall off. In other words keep the hot, bad-guy, nauseated with your offensive dance. Make sure you're "putting a back on somebody." This is a time when you MUST become one with your "inner linebacker. " Don't be intimidated by anyone! Do you want another one of those... Sign in to see full entry.

Dinky gwb Murders More Babies! Instead of NRA/gwb/Rove it's HAARP ion guns

The GOP/gwb shadow government continues to fire HAARP at a really stupid Humanity. San Francisco has been lined up against the wall in front a HAARP firing squad. Pathetically dinky gwb and his multi-chinned buddy Karl Rove have gotten their political asses kicked. The R epugs see murder as preferable to losing their retarded game of Monopoly. For some strange reason, Prez Obama is allowing the Bush HAARP-Nazis to murder us. If you google, "current western US & eastern," you can watch as dinky... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Sarah Palin? Did the Facelift "Go Bad on You?" Didn't check the Profile?

I was just watching you spew Nome style insults at my president. I noticed that you really look like crap when you spew fear and hate. Especially the profile shots. It looks like your facial surgery is beginning to slump. Maybe it's time for another rebuild, Sarah. I bet being rebuilt hurts, huh, Sarah? I figure it's just your karma in exchange for your lies! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Repugs! "Just Say No!" Till We Die? Ask Karl, "if we GOPs can't cheat

That's the question, Rovian Repugs! If Democratic Security has spotted your cheating techniques, what happens, next? If Democratic Security has spotted your continuous cheating in the mail-in area. If Democratic Security has spotted your Rupert Connection. You know, the ability to actually change the vote totals at the network toteboards. Democratic Security blocked you from posting dinky-gwb's math fantasies, this time. What makes you think the always Vigilant Democratic Security won't block... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, West Coast! Keep the ice coming! GWB is firing at you from point blank

You can see dinky gwb blasting you with HAARP ion guns, based on Pacific Ocean islands. Google "Current central US Western image." The dark Orange indicates HAARP ion gun bases. And they are aimed at you. Keep ice melting in your sinks. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Any Criticism of Coach Dawkins is MORONIC! We've Got A Program!

Mike Montgomery got tired of Pac-ten referee cheating. See the massive anti-Stanford CHEATING in the Lopez brothers' final game. Their mom was screaming at the refs! All game long! And the refs deserved anything she may have called them. Those punk-ass zebras, are hereby, fully authorized to burn in Rude, Hell! And that's the picture that greeted Coach Johnny Dawkins when he arrived in Palo Alto. A team being cheated out of competitive position by anti-Stanford referees. These cross-eyed NCAA... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Star Trek-TNG on BBC America, Now! Q involved! Picard is Artifact Hunting!

It's the Robin Hood and his Merrymen, episode! It's called, "Qpid." Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Hey, dinky georgie bush! Whose Babies do you Slaughter, Next, georgie?

Are you spending your spare time, fixing a few ball games, dinky crawford, boy? You must have been having a sissy-fit when you had your "Manchurian Candidate" thug, "Bush-Master" all those Newtown babies, georgie? I noticed you and governor saggy face, may have been in on the Gifford's Slaughter. Your demented political wishes did nothing but benefit, you and "guv sags." It's an X-Files level story, right now, dinky georgie! If you were not in on that mass-murder of Democrats ONLY, you've got... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Dinky gwb fires ice storms at Democratic East Coast! Let's sue Bp/HAARP!

Go to "Atlantic animated infrared image." The red is GWB/Bp, firing their HAARP ion cannons at your babies. Trying to HAARP/microwave your Democratic president. The blast is relayed from West African borders. That was nubby georgie bush's idea. He figures if he fires at us from borders, no one country can be held responsible for his "Crawford Creep," murders. From Africa it goes to a HAARP gun emplacement in Brazil. ( Look at the Doppler!) From there it goes to a HAARP "kill 'em all" ion gun... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

NIT Champion, Stanford, Sails into the NIT Catbird Seat! Again!

The NIT tourney is the oldest hoop tournament, ever. Stanford is its champion! The NIT has "just gotta" pick the Cardinal. Their first game Pac-12 tourney loss actually gives Stanford an edge. They will be well rested to defend their NIT championship. In three-quarters of a century, only two teams have won back-to-back NITs. South Carolina and St. Johns. Stanford would like to be the next "S" champ to repeat! The nicest thing for Stanford in being in the NIT is this: The refs of the NIT, tend... Sign in to see full entry.

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