Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Jimmy Rod "You've got to See this" Alert! Let's go for the SCARIEST RIDE!

This was Rachel Maddow's finest hour until "Rupert Murdoch" walked into the room and shut her coverage down. Even MSNBC has their Bush operatives. One of them didn't want us to see the best reporter in history blow their cover. It was just another attempt by dinky georgie bush, to murder the planet. Why? Because we've beaten him at his stupid "Monopoly Game." He must kill us before we realize, we just kicked his scrawny crawford, ass. It's the ultimate in "being in denial." You lose so you turn... Sign in to see full entry.

GWB is Officially Busted.Rupert's Bullshit is Lame! What Asteroid? Pebbles?

This impossibly coincidental day with infinite "meteorites and shit," flying everywhere, looks like another GWB clown show, to me. Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11, "Crawford Creep?" Are we stupid enough to fall for the gwb's " Stone Cutter" game, again? (Google, Stonecutters-Simpsons.) You can see the video of dickless georgie bush's favorite song. If you want to understand how dinky georgie bush just gave us that " bird fart of a meteorite" show, youtube, "HAARP disasters." For... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Jimmy Rod's TV Action Pick? Coast Guard Alaska! Weather Channel. It's Real!

These "Coasties" are great! They risk their lives, over and in, frigid waters to save people. And they're grateful for the opportunity to do it. The smiles on the faces of the rescued people are priceless. There's a Saturday Coast Guard Alaska, semi-marathon. Tune in and see what REAL heroes, look and act like. Sign in to see full entry.

Danica is Running with 'the Big Boys!' It's the Daytona 500! 2013!

It was an early accident waiting to happen! Lagase Junior just got squeezed onto the grass. This Daytona 500 looks dangerous, to me. Danica Patrick and the other participants are 'tap dancing on each others bumpers,' right now. And the daughter you never had is going head to head with a bunch of peckerwoods who don't even want her on the track. They point out that she's only 99 pounds of moderate to serious cute. Less weight makes for a lighter, quicker car. I always questioned her switch from... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Best "Discordant Harmony," Ever? "Ohio" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young!

It was the hippie fight song. The sixties were a "discordant time." CSN&Y summed it all up in one "jam." "Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming..." Google "Ohio" by CSN&Y! Listen very carefully and "find the price of freedom." Sign in to see full entry.

The World's Meteorologists are either Morons or "Lying out of their Asses!"

Your weathermen and women can't be this stupid and still tie their shoes in the morning. Your weather died the day after Bush/Bp blew up their New Horizon oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. Your weather has not returned from the grave, since. I bet you've noticed. Continuous nasty HAARP-weather, and the rain is filled with Bush/Bp grease. Force Prez Obama to really clean up all the oil. The microscopic oil is enough to lubricate everything. That makes everything faster. Like in the MONSTER... Sign in to see full entry.

Wake up Prez Obama! GWB is firing HAARP at you Right Now! Duck!

The worst thing I remember about John F. Kennedy is he forgot to duck in Dallas. He turned down the protective bubble top for his limo. In the process, he not only killed himself, he killed a wise American future. For all the "Camelot hype" of JFK's era, his no bubble top ride through the park, cost him his life. It also cost us his sane leadership. I will never forgive John Kennedy for his stupid failure to block the Republicans from killing him. Kennedy should have expected that kind of thing... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Stanford Battles Beavers in Big One. Right Now. It's on ESPNU! Bring It!

Stanford is the NIT Champion! If they can win a few more games, they return to the NIT. Tonight might be one of those games. Stanford leads 27-25. It's on ESPNU! The referees are letting Oregon State foul Stanford players. Hey, pac-12 refs! Fuck you! Aaron Bright just pulled off a five-step move and a magic shot. Stanford should save that tape for Houdini. They can use your help through your cable tv. Go "Stanfurds," Go! There are ten minutes left and the refs are allowing the game to turn into... Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy, Marcia Clark! Welcome back! Why don't you Run for Something?

Back in the bad ol' O.J. days, I watched you try to trap a snake. In the end, the snake trapped himself, huh? In front of a REAL jury, your arguments win. I just wanted to say something to you. I have NEVER seen anyone frame an argument better than you do. You even look good doing it! I certainly hope you're a Democrat! Hillary could use the heroic help. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Jimmy Harbaugh! If you dump Alex Smith, YOU'LL BE VERY SORRY!

Kaepernick is using a strategy that, sooner or later is going to get him "concussed." If you've still got Alex Smith, you are still in the driver's seat. A defense that has practiced all week against the 49er "option," is suddenly looking at a big, strong, fast, Johnny Unitas. Alex Smith was the first pick in the draft for good reason. With a real football coaching staff, Alex Smith has been as good a QB as I've ever seen. He takes a mediocre 2012 49er team to within one bribed player of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Checkmate! Dinky georgie bush! Sequestration will cost you everything!

The gist of your query is essentially, why are the GWB-Republicans blowing up their own slave machine? Why are they openly admitting they are idiots? Only idiots would hold their breath until they turn blue. That's what dinky georgie bush is doing to us, right now. Going to "ALL-STOP," huh, dinky crawford-runt? You LIE when you say you are a six-footer, dinky gwb. You OBVIOUSLY lie! I hearby officially bust that particular pile of Bushky Bullshit! You are fucking SHORT, georgie. Live with it,... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Out of Nowhere Pick - 1997 Hansons - "Where's the Love?"

Not only is this song, great, the video is great, too. It's a miraculous visual and audio statement by "the kids of the world," at the turn of the century. This song's selection is motivated by this blog's original goal. "To bring love to the entire known universe!" If this one doesn't bring some nirvana to your life, you just don't want nirvana. "Where's the Love," will have you happily wagging your butt, if you've still got a butt to wag. The 1997 Hansons were the definition of the word,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

G.I.s screwed by GWB Ghost Government! Democrats Sucker, Skuz-Repugs

No matter how hard we try, we can't catch up on veteran medical claims. That's dinky gwb's bullshit. It's the Repugs automatic full-court stall. They believe if they can fool us into letting them stop us, we will die! They demand ALL THE BEACH FRONT PROPERTY. Captain Wrong Way Peachfuzz Bush rips us off from "behind the curtain." If Prez Obama ever did a real audit on the filthy-rich, he'd find our embezzled billions. Or he would find that the Repugs don't have the money they are claiming to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Badgerer McCain goes "ottie, ottie, ottie" on MSNBC's "Ed Show."

Ron Brown would have done the same thing to McCain. The questioner used the late great debater, Ron Brown's best knock out technique on McCain. He asked him a question for which only McCain's predictable lies would fill the gap. As a Repug, McCain's desperate response is to tap dance and blow smoke out of his ass. In their political strategy guide it says for them to "greet defeat by tap dancing and blowing smoke out of their respective asses." Ron Brown would jump down their throats with an... Sign in to see full entry.

California, Ice Your Sinks! Big Time! Right Now! GWB/HAARP is "Offing You!"

Your iced sinks may save your lives. And sink icing is essentially free. It makes your world cleaner, too. If you go to the top of, "western US current loop," you will be dazzled by its weirdness. The blue is horrible storm, the brown is "blue skies." That's how dinky gwb and his peckerwoods lie via Doppler. They give us dinky gwb/rupert intentionally "retarded" color codes. That way no one sees their HAARP triggered destruction coming. Is that how HAARP continues to function? Their dinky... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Hey West Coast! Ice your Sinks right now. Bush/HAARP is coming, NOW!

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Jimmy Rod Quickie alert for NHL fans. Big finish right now on NBC-TV!

This is why some people love hockey. The big finish. It's on right now on NBC-TV. Watch the "big finish," by going to channel 4. They just had the meanest hockey fight, I've ever seen. I do not give a ---- who wins this one. It's just the big finish! Pittsburgh's Crosby may or may not have scored the winning goal. But somebody else got credit for it. The enthusiasm of a hockey player with his back against the wall, is infinite. It's "the big finish" that made for a great show. Sign in to see full entry.

You're a F------ Idiot, Kawakami! L.A. Has Got You Killing Niners, Huh?

You've turned into little billy plashke, in drag, huh "Kaw?" The NFL has become a two "starting QB" league. This is a point that isn't made by lesser sports hacks, like "Kaw." The noisy clowns who never "got de-cleated" in their entire lives, like kawakami, know nothing more than manipulating reality to fit a media scam. Stop the Niners and you get a bonus, huh, little timmy. What's the rush on running Alex Smith out of town? Over the last two years, he's been as excellent as anyone! He took the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Anyone Jonesing for the iCarly Girls? Was Anyone Ever Cuter than Sam &

Purple looks good on the cutest pair of girls, in history. With iCarly episodes becoming scarce, a lot of cute girl fans, are going through "cold turkey." Get your "Fat Cake Fix" at "Nick at Night." At least iCarly is still on for an hour on Saturday afternoons. Sam Puckett is "truly disturbing." What the hell will she do next? Sign in to see full entry.

East Coast! Ice your sinks as fast as you can! GWB/Rove/HAARP is ON you!

Google Atlantic animated infrared image. Watch as the Republican "leadership" tries to murder us. Dinky-GWB fires the HAARP ion cannon at us. Unless you regularly google "Atlantic animated infrared image," dinky-gwb will force another Sandy up your east coast ass and 'you won't even know what hit you.' He's using HAARP to shove another icy blast up your east coast ass, right now. Bush is using his "HAARP microwave steering wheel" to shove another snow-cone up your ass, Big Apple. That massive... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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