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Sunday, September 29, 2013

In the Mood? "Sleepless in Seattle" on NIK! NOW!

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Looks Like the Seattle Seahags Fixed Another Game. Texans Tank Like a Fix!

What happens when the NFL gets wise to your Boeing Sound Gun, Seahags? Sign in to see full entry.

When I Said Andrew Luck was the Top Draft Choice, Ever, I wasn't Kidding!

If you're starting an all-time franchise, you have to take Andrew Luck. Six foot four and big! Runs like the wind! Runs over d-backs. A Unitas arm. Yes, I'd draft him #1. Sign in to see full entry.

JimmyRod Headphone Time Gladys Knight "Your the Best Thing that ever...

That Ever happened to me "You Tube" it for free. Let God borrow your ears and your soul. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Repugs take it up the ass 45 times in a row on Obamacare!

Democrats win again on Obamacare! Republicans set all-time records as losers. Congratulations to the Democrats on 45 wins in a row. It's an all-time, butt kicking record. You lose again, Repugs. You Lose! Sign in to see full entry.

Becerra on C-Span right now!

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Howdy West Coast! Ice Your Sinks! Bust Up the GWB Cyclone! Ice Your Sinks!

Kill GWB/HAARP storms with melting ice. Hurricanes hate cold water. It weakens them. Sign in to see full entry.

Sorry! It's on ESPN! Don't tell anyone I forgot to give you the station!

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Stanford fans! If You're Looking at this You Might be Missing a Big Win!

The game against WSU is on right now. Stanford is up 17 to 3! It's a really BIG game. Check it out. There's something magical about this one as an art form. It's easy to grin when your college team is the best of all time. And you're up by 2 TDs. And the bad guys are trying to move against an irresistable force (the Stanford defense). It's easy to grin! Sign in to see full entry.

Star Trek TNG on bbc Now Big finish! 131 on time warner NOW!

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Trading Place's climax NOW on comedy channel. NOW!

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Hey, Panama! dinky georgie bush is frying your Brains With HAARP radiation!

Google "Atlantic Animated infrared image." The red explosions are gwb/HAARP radiation blasts. The Repugs want to kill us before The Good Guy Democrats realize, they've already won the game! Congratulations, Democrats. YOU WIN!!!!! Time to celebrate your victory over republican evil! All the dinky georgie bush morons are trying to do is turn over the game board before the Democrats do the "Cincy Ziggy" in their Cruz like faces. You know, a Texas moron who looks like a demented Bullwinkle crossed... Sign in to see full entry.

Buddy Ebsen on Gunsmoke, right now! MeTV! NOW!

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Hey Stanford! Watch out for the Seattle Sound Guns! That's what beat you...

...last year in Seattle! The criminally insane Huskie fans, may want to knock you off for WSU with their borrowed Seahawk sound guns. They clobber the 49ers with that kind of crap, every year. The Best Coach Ever - Jimmy Harbaugh...is too dumb to feel Seattle trying to crush his eardrums. If they try to use the Boeing sound guns to fuck up your offensive game, force them to tighten up their defense by tightening your splits. Then you know exactly where their defense is. It's much easier for your... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Orland Kurtenbach and the Rollie Poly Goalie Win the WHL Championship

The San Francisco Seals won the championship in the mid-sixties. I remember Mo Mantha firing hard slap shots and Len "the comet" Haley racing up ice. I can still see Orland Kurtenbach, scoring and fighting. There was no one tougher in a fight. He scored big goals that led to big wins. I remember names like Picard, Belisle and even "the Rollie Poly Goalie," Bob Perreault. There were the efficient centers named Picard and Cyr. The Seal's announcer Roy Story Had a great, "He shoots, he SCORES!"... Sign in to see full entry.

Star Trek TNG on BBC now! it's on 131 on time warner NOW! Picard 'killed!'

What happens when you go back in time to correct a "mistake." Find out NOW! On BBC America. Great TNG climax! Sign in to see full entry.

dinky gwb, Moves to Kill it ALL! Goes for Losing Showdown! GWB Sequester..

GWB ordered sequester "stinks like Reagan." He picked 'the fight with Democratic Election Security and he "paid the price!" He forced his wife wipe his butt for a decade or so. Yes he paid the price, all right! Ans ao did Nancy! The Republicans just had an outdoor meeting in front of C-Span cameras in DC. They were trying to tell us why it was OKAY to murder us by continuing their "just say NO," clown games. An aging "brother" with a grey beard, maybe homeless, "hi-jacked" the C-span "feed." I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Democrats Kick Ass on C-Span NOW!

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Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Greatest Sports Rivalry? 49ers-Rams edges the Giants-Dodgers!

I know Red Sox-Yankees will want to squeeze in here. But by definition a great rivalry has to be statistically, close. The Yankees have, historically, walked all over the Red Sox. The Giants-Dodgers is a ridiculously close rivalry. The Giants lead in World Series victories, 8-7. The Giants lead in games that count by a squeaky close 150 games. That's nothing over a hundred years. An amazing rivalry. Tonight the 49ers faced the Rams. Going into the game, their all-time head-to-head record was... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey Niner Fans! It's 14-3 49ers at the half. It's on NFL-TV! NOW!

Gore got 107 yards rushing in the first half! Sign in to see full entry.

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