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Thursday, September 26, 2013

dinky georgie bush continues to pay people to commit murder!

GW Bush believes if you don't use your bush master rifle to kill humanity, what good is the gun? Sign in to see full entry.

Wake up! Colorado! Dinky gwb is HAARP Flooding You. He thinks he's Satan!

"Satan" with a HAARP death ray! He's still firing it up Obama's ass! I guess Obama likes the sensation. Dinky gwb sticks it up Obama's ass a million times, but gwb is so pathetically "hung," it doesn't hurt. It's just messy as hell. Huh, Prez Obama? Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Coach Harbaugh! You WERE the best coach for 10 years! Congrats! Sorry!

You're the best first ten year coach, ever. What the hell happened? Have the Seahawk sound guns, blown your brain out of your ass? What you need is a leader-athlete like Zach Ertz! Ooops! You had him but you swapped him for a bag full of shiny beads. That was the first sign that you had lost your mind. A great tight end who DEFINITELY, helped you to a bunch of Stanford Victories, is left at the Stanford altar. And you are left without crucial leadership and winner instinct. It's like you're... Sign in to see full entry.

Exciting finish on Law & Order:Special Victims! The Judge just Blew it! USA

Now! On USA! "Crush" Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Prez Obama! The Polling Data is Falsified! PEW Stinks!

Hey, Republicans! If you blow up the economic system! YOU lose!!! It's your stinking system. You're the ones who are allowed to steal out of it. Destroy it and we all go bankrupt. We then owe you NOTHING! We investigate your eternal GOP cheating and you go to jail! Are you sure you want the slaves in charge. We will take what you owe us out of your respective hides. Are you sure you want us bankrupt. If you steal everything, the game ends and you are the biggest losers. You lose your slaves! And... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

"Mork & Mindy" on the Hub.right now! CH 190 on time warner...

Rachel Welch in an out and out sexual assault on Robin Williams. NOW! Sign in to see full entry.

G.W. Bush sets L.A. on Fire with HAARP!

These are like dinky gwb's fires in Yosemite. HAARP-gas powered fires. If you don't recognize the crawford devil behind this stuff, dinky georgie will be able to kill you and yours. He kept a HAARP "joy stick." He's been killing us with it ever since. Sign in to see full entry.

L.A. Dodgers are Oh for 25. A quarter of a Century Since their Last Title

It's a fact that is never mentioned by the Dodgers. The Giants have won two of the last four World Championships. The Bumskies have nothing but failure for a quarter of a century! The Giants built a ballpark that's so beautiful, the tourists finish filling it, everytime. The Dodger ballpark has invited plenty of empty chairs. The Dodgers had better win the Series, this year, or it will be 26 straight years of Smogville Dodger, failure! Sign in to see full entry.

GW Bush Tries to Fire-up HAARP hurricane in Tampa Bay. Here's the Proof!

Google "Atlantic animated infrared image." There you will find a "doppler." The red explosions are HAARP blasts being fired at America, by dinky georgie bush. They are being relayed from HAARP stations in Western Africa to Brazil to Panama To El Salvador to Guantanamo to up Prez Obama's backside. You can watch 24/7 as dinky gwb tries to kill his administration's "survivors." Suddenly, wicked-witch GWB is trying to brew a massive storm in Tampa Bay. Just like the Crawford weasel did with... Sign in to see full entry.

dinky GWB tries to Toss a HAARP Hurricane at East Coast

Go to "Atlantic animated infrared image." The red explosions are dinky gwb firing HAARP at the American people. You can see runt bush trying to stick a hurricane up the Mississippi River, right now. Keep ice melting in your sinks at all times. The ice is killing gwb's "Sandys." Keep the ice coming. Break dinky gwb's murdering heart! Feed it ice! Sign in to see full entry.

The Easy Way to Pray - "You're The Best Thing" - Gladys Knight & the Pips

"You're the Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me." Perfect Prayer. God Loves It! And all you have to do is listen to it. If you can feel it, God gets to feel it, too. It's pure Love! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Great Twilight Zone NOW on MeTV - " The Howling Man"

This episode is required viewing. It's a total classic! Sign in to see full entry.

Seahawk Sound Guns Make Harbaugh Senile! HE'S TOO DUMB TO KNOW IT!

All of a sudden, Jim Harbaugh couldn't coach his way out of a sodden paper bag. Those Seattle sound guns damage 49er brains. And Jimmy Harbaugh is too brain dead to have the NFL, shut them down. I guess he's deaf and dumb! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Dinky georgie bush! If You HAARP-Kill Us, We Will Stay & Angrily Play!

You won't like what happens next, dinky, crawford boy! Not at all! Have you seen "Ghost," yet, dinky georgie? Do you remember how the Republican died, georgie? Do you remember? "Ghost" got him! Huh, georgie? You are about to murder millions, huh, dinky crawford boy? Every one of them will be "on you," georgie. Did you see the Twilight Zone, "Death's-Head Revisited?" Georgie? My best guess is that's how you are scheduled to "depart." Your millions of victims know where you are, dinky crawford... Sign in to see full entry.

Ted Cruz Looks Like a Cross Between Lou Costello and Bullwinkle J Moose

It's wierd! The lower half of Teddy's mug is a blubbering Lou Costello. The upper half is pure goofy ass, Bullwinkle the Moose. Cute in a cartoon character. Sucks in a leader! Sign in to see full entry.

Smokey the Bear is gonna Kick your ass, dinky georgie bush. Burn Yosemite..

with HAARP? Smokey the Bear will "put you out" with his shovel, dinky georgie boy! Imagine a snarling and drooling, "Smokey the Bear." Now imagine what Smokey will think of your burning all his little friends to death, dinky georgie! I think you should meet with Smokey in your nightmares. The snarling and drooling, Smokey. Yes, that sounds about right, to me. You'd better get your dinky, bush master rifle, georgie. Smokey is " gunning ' for you. Sign in to see full entry.

Repugs Beaten by Democrats on Obamacare 42 Times in a Row! GOP says OUCH!

Democrats enjoy 42 Victory Celebrations. Get out the barbecue chips and cottage cheese. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 23, 2013

GWB Loses Terrorist Attack Against Africa! Just georgie bush Killing...

Just dinky georgie getting his military ass kicked, again! What did Rupert Media do with all the other "Benghazi riots. " I guess gwb thought that a dozen different gwb-paid for riots, might be a bit over the top. It might blow your stupid, cover, huh, georgie? You decided to manipulate Rupert into making all those mini-riots, disappear from history, huh, crawford mini-man? You tried to panic the world with your new-shirt wearing, worldwide rioters. Did you pick out the shiny plaid, georgie? It... Sign in to see full entry.

Sarge Saunders (Vic Morrow) Faces the Rifleman Now! On MeTV

"The Angry Gun" Sign in to see full entry.

Howdy Gulf of Mexico, Dinky gwb is trying to Stick a 'Cane up the "Muddy's

...up the big muddy's ass! Ice your sinks as rapidly as you can. You might still be able to chill and seriously weaken dinky georgie's next GWB/HAARP created and steered hurricane. Keep everything cold and "rip the feet" out from under dinky gwb's next "Cane!" Iced sinks will turn your water pipes into a refrigeration system. Hurricanes hate cold. They go around it. Don't let dinky gwb destroy you with another HAARP created and forced, Sandy. Hit the next one in the mouth, with consistant... Sign in to see full entry.

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