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Thursday, October 3, 2013

Howdy, Mexico! Make and melt all the Ice you can! Crush gwb's HAARP 'Cane!

Cool the Gulf of Mexico with beautiful melting ICE! Sign in to see full entry.

Dinky georgie bush Tries to Fire a Sandy Hurricane up Big Muddy's Ass! NOW!

It's the same action dinky gwb used to create Sandy with HAARP. Stop the Crawford Creep from drowning us again. Ice everything and block this Republican led murder attempt, with cold water. Scientists say a difference of one or two degrees of colder water temperature can weaken and even kill a gwb/HAARP storm. Pack this one up dinky georgie bush's puny ass. Don't let the Crawford Creep, attack you again. Tiny georgie bush, "HAARP-built" Sandy for a week before he forced it into the east coast.... Sign in to see full entry.

Face it! Our weather died from GWB's Inside-job Attack on his own rig in...

...the Gulf of Mexico. He attacked it at 5000 feet deep so we couldn't stop the "bleeding" for three months. GWB has murdered us, we just don't know it, yet. Don't forget to fart on all the Republicans you know. If you want to fart on georgie "stinky" bush, don't let me stop you. You can visit dinky georgie's miniature ranch. You can smile at georgie and his family as you fart on his dinky, "All Hat, No Cattle Ranch." You can even fart on your Republican friends. Use the "silent poisonous" type... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Be a Hero! Coast Guard Alaska on Weather Channel! NOW! Have Fun!

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Hey Ohio Bonehead boehner. Now you smell our Farts, Ohio crybaby!

You will be visited by three ghosts, Ohio cry baby! It will be all of those you murdered via your starvation games. We have officially invited your dead to come and get even with you. It should be a fun evening, hey, dinky georgie bush? One question dinky georgie, Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11- 01, puny georgie? You, Mr. Commander-in-Chief, put up only two fighter jets. There should have been dozens of "top guns" in the air. Instead there were only two in the air, and gwb... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Ohio Bonehead boehner. Now you smell our Farts, Ohio crybaby!

You will be visited by three ghosts, Ohio cry baby! It will be all of those you murdered via your starvation games. We have officially invited your dead to come and get even with you. It should be a fun evening, hey, dinky georgie bush? One question dinky georgie, Where did you hide our fighter jets on 9-11- 01, puny georgie? You, Mr. Commander-in-Chief, put up only two fighter jets. There should have been dozens of "top guns" in the air. Instead there were only two in the air, and gwb... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Punk Ass Jerry Brown, gwb is HAARPing Yosemite to ashes and you ...

...continue to SWITCH THUMBS! The greatest leader in California history and you can't see the devil at the door? If you've got a computer, google "Pacific Animated infrared image," on the doppler reading on the far lower right. It's labeled Pacific Satellite. Why in the world does it look like Montana is firing massive HAARP energy at Yosemite. It's just dinky georgie bush, burning the most beautiful place in the world. What would you expect from a Vietnam War supporting/draft-dodging, dinky... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Big Muddy! Ice your Sinks! GWB is HAARPing you! Fight with Snow Balls!

Chill the Mississippi River with melting ice. Dinky, puny georgie bush is firing his HAARP cannons at the Gulf of Mexico, like he's trying to make a REALLY Large cup of HOT coffee out of New Orleans! Turn it into iced tea with your good old American made ICE! Sign in to see full entry.

Gulf of Mexico! Ice your sinks! Right Now! gwb/HAARP is trying to stick...

...a hurricane up your ass, right NOW! The iced sinks chill the pipes. The two degree drop in water temperature, rips the feet right out from under a gwb/HAARP hurricane. Ice all sinks, continuously. Pass the word, if you want to win this battle with the dinky gwb devil. Otherwise we can just go ahead and die. Ice everything in sight. You're in a snowball fight versus Hell. Let's kick gwb's runtish ass, one more time! You can see dinky georgie bush's kill the world with HAARP plans as they... Sign in to see full entry.

Fart on the Republicans! You know who they are! Eat Spicy Beans. Visit Them

Smile as brightly as you can. And silently "bust off a Fat Freddy's Cat, "Prruunt!" Leave an over-ripe "depth-charge" in their "gop cavier and beer." Not everyone will join my radical and smelly plan. But we " shutdown citizens " are getting pissed. When I get pissed, I frequently fart. It's a classic response to a death sentence. At least we can give the gwb/nazi sonsofbitchs something to eat, before we go. Our hauntingly eternal, anti-'gwb world,' chant should be, "If you Smell it, you Taste... Sign in to see full entry.

Ice Your Sinks to the Max! gwb wants your scalpsl gwb/HAARP hates ice!

Save yourselves by creating your own planetary thermostat. You can melt ice "for free." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Colbert Report is on a laugh til you die streak! ON ComWl NOW!

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Great Twilight Zone on MeTV right now!

The "zone" with the "magic camera." NOW! Sign in to see full entry.

Dinky georgie bush Shuts Down Government! His gop Whores "Just Say, NO!"

You recognize georgie bush when he craps on you, don't you? He's got rep bonehead of Ohio by the anus. And rep bonehead is "just a man." What happens when, seemingly, all of humanity breaks diseased wind on all Republican life? Especially, rep bonehead! He breaks out in tears over a spiritual birdfart. What's he going to do in the face of a barrage of possibly non-white peoples,' bowel gas. The last time we used "the bowel gas gambit," on rep. bonehead of Ohio, he broke into tears. He never... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Time to Fart on the Repugs! They are Going for our Deaths! Fart on 'em!

Visit their neighborhoods and stink them up! What you smell is what you taste and what you taste is what you eat, repugs! How does our shit taste, gwb? Killing the poor people with your HAARP cannons, Repugs? We're going to make sure we stink it up, forever, when you murder us. You're killing your own babies, moron repugs. Dinky gwb is a stinking drunk. He's the bum who's pulling the Nazi strings, right now! Don't forget, dinky georgie bush. We are not going to your stinking Bp "light." We are... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Sink icers! You just knocked a Big Storm into the north Atlantic!

Very Well Done! Keep the ice coming! Chill the Sinks! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Dinky georgie bush! Stealing Our Money for your Swiss Banks? You Lose!

Busted in the act of bankrupting the world! Huh, dinky georgie bush? Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Repugs! You Kill your own Capitalism Slavery! You bankrupt us! We...

...Bankrupt you! Think about it, gwb led Repug peckerwood boneheads! You're blowing-up your very own slavery system. You are freeing us from the chains, dinky, nubby, georgie bush! And don't forget georgie, if you "nuke the planet," your nuts slowly fall out of your ass, georgie. Your brother Jeb told you that. One day, following your nuking of the world, you will look down into the dumper, and there you are, georgie, there you are! Floating in the bowl! Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Giants Fans! Giants Series Sweep finale. Now ending on MLB TV.

The celebration coming up. NOW! It's gorgeously done. Makes you feel like you were there! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

ALF Takes over for Johnny Carson. Now on HUB. 189 on Time Warner.

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