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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Republican Party Dies of Infinite Stupidity! Film at Eleven!

Sequester THIS, dinky georgie bush! The world sees you trying to kill us, dinky boy! What do you think happens to you now, mini-man? Is your main squeeze, dinky johnny bonehead (OH), ready to have humanity surround his home! To hold a big baked bean lunch outside your ranch, dinky georgie? Of course we will fart on johnny bonehead's OHIO livingroom, too. His wife will "absolutely hate it." Just as I bring my protesting bowels around the corner, dinky johnny bonehead (OH) breaks into tears and... Sign in to see full entry.

Big Finish in "The Big Valley" On MeTV NOW! Heath & CO are in Big Trouble!

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'Escape From New York' on AMC NOW!

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End of Stanford-Washington Replay on ESPN2 Right Now!

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Monday, October 7, 2013

2008 X-Files Movie, "I Want to Believe" on FXM, NOW!

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Democrats Shove gwb/HAARP Hurricane up Crawford Creep's Ass! GWB says OUCH!

It's amazing what a lot of Big Muddy ice will do to a georgie bush/HAARP "hurricane. " Have you taken a look at what a Tom Sawyer on the rocks just did to your dinky storm, georgie. You spent all your time building that "monster" and you still got it shoved up your scrawny republican ass. Huh, dinky georgie boy? Are you walking funny right now? Kinda bow-legged huh georgie? If you kill us, Democratic Election Security dead, will be right back for you, dinky crawford boy. We'll bring the... Sign in to see full entry.

John Stewart is on a Hot Streak RIght Now on Comedy channel NOW!

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"Rifleman" in another "fine kettle of fish" on MeTV right NOW!

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Howdy, Dinky georgie bush! AG is Looking straight at you for Embezzlement!

How many billions did you steal from us, dinky georgie? We will take that money out of your hide, crawford punk! Dead or Alive, we will get our money back. If you kill us, we skip out on your nasty ass, memory erasing, "light." We will land in your dreams (nightmares). And we will have fun "enhancing" them! Checkmate, georgie! It means you lost dinky georgie boy! You lost! Checkmate, little fellah! Checkmate! Sign in to see full entry.

GWB/Canada Declares HAARP War Against America - Here's the Proof!

Google the phrase "eastern Pacific infrared." Hit on the Pacific Satellite on the lower right. You can see Canada fire HAARP Radiation against America. It's the glowing bluish crap being HAARPed against our children. Dinky georgie just moved his HAARP fire base from Montana to Canada! You can see it at "eastern Pacific infrared." "Pacific satellite." Is this more of dinky georgie bush's war against America? Those same guns were aimed at Yosemite for months. Now, for the moment, gwb has continued... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Great Simpsons on FOX right now. Spooky halloweeny stuff.

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Niner fans! Ice your sinks! dinky gwb is trying to HAARP a storm at 49ers!

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Hey 49er fans! Big Game Vs. Texans. At 5:20 on NBC! DAL V Den NOW!

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Andrew Luck "inadvertantly" Pulls 49ers back into the NFC West Race

Andrew Luck beat "the mighty" Seattle Seahawks with his cardinal-hot right arm. Suddenly the Niners are back in range of the "Seahags." Thank you very much, Stanford Hero! That's why I tell the world. Andrew Luck would be my top draft choice, ever! Not only a QB with Johnny Unitas arm & smarts, he's fast enough to run past or over some defenders. Ask the Colts! Ask Jimmy Harbaugh! They'll tell you! Thank you to Andrew, from Niner-Stanford fans, everywhere! Sign in to see full entry.

dinky georgie bush Dumps HAARP Monsoon on NE-Cincy Game NOW!

Why dinky gwb is HAARP-crying all over Cincinnati is a mystery. But he's definitely using HAARP to drown this game. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Crucial "House" on CLOO TV right NOW! Big Finish! on Cloo! NOW!

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GWB Exposes his dinky self on the Weather Channel! Now!

The well chilled waters of the Big Muddy are fighting a war. The enemy is dinky gwb and his HAARP ion cannons. George W. Bush and his psychos just had their kill the world hurricane, Karen, rammed up their stinking backsides. Nazi/georgie bush didn't like having Karen shoved up their ass, sideways. So they attacked Camp Pendleton. Wacko georgie bush believes he is a general at war. That's why he just attacked Camp Pendleton, with his HAARP flame thrower. This is the same type of fire that blazed... Sign in to see full entry.

The Good People of the Big Muddy "Blow Away" Karen with Massive Snowballs!

Hey, Dinky georgie bush! Are you still using HAARP to try to force a hurricane up the Mississippi River. Why is hurricane Karen trying so hard to blast its way up the very chilly "Big River?" You can watch hurricane Karen get its ass kicked by the people of the Mississippi. Just google "Atlantic animated infrared image." You can watch georgie "adolf" bush fire his HAARP cannons at New Orleans. You can also watch as "Tom Sawyer" sticks ice in the path of Karen. Dinky georgie bush really wants to... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey Wayne, Nebraska! Don't you recognize GWB/HAARP, yet? They owe you $$$$!

Dinky georgie bush is getting ready to burn Southern California to the ground. You always knew he was an idiot! You just didn't realize he's the sniper-psycho in "Dirty Harry." When the Crawford Devil comes to kill you, you had better be smart enough to recognize him. Or else! Bring suit against his gwb-peckerwood, ass! Wayne, Nebraska didn't see georgie bush and his HAARP ion cannons, coming! Look what just happened to them! Look at what dinky gwb did to Joplin, Missouri with his HAARP ion... Sign in to see full entry.

Young Jack Lord guest stars in "Rawhide" on AMC Right NOW!

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