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I'm so very glad you enjoyed these enough to share, thank you Ciel!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 8, 2012 at 12:52 PM
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This list will go far...
like, to a number of my non-Blogit friends who deserve to see it!
I've used a few of these. I like this variant on the last, that I heard long ago:
If you fight with a pig, you both get dirty--and the pig likes it.
posted by
Ciel
on May 6, 2012 at 8:04 AM
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I'm so glad you liked them Wiley!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:24 PM
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Thanks Jimmy for you thoughts and comment!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:23 PM
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So true and thanks FSI!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:21 PM
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Thanks Nita!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:19 PM
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Thanks Jay!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM
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The last time I heard those words was many years ago fom my grandmother except she said ' Little ears'. CCT, you can call me darling any time without fear. 
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:17 PM
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I don't think that would be a problem for you, thanks Naut!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:12 PM
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Thanks Kabu .. I'm glad they had you smiling!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:11 PM
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Thanks Sam!
posted by
BrightIrish
on May 5, 2012 at 6:10 PM
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BrightIrish
They were all terrific luv, roflmao. 
posted by
WileyJohn
on May 4, 2012 at 7:41 PM
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I guess another might be: "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Or perhaps Groucho's famous song title: "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping" . . . with a male chorus! Always great fun!
posted by
JimmyA
on May 4, 2012 at 10:59 AM
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As the old saying goes, we learn something new every day. Some good chuckles there.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on May 4, 2012 at 9:30 AM
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posted by
Nita09
on May 4, 2012 at 1:45 AM
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I have read these before, but loved the parking sign.
posted by
UtahJay
on May 4, 2012 at 12:58 AM
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Why can a lady call you darling and when I do I get a box round the ears. Is that one?
posted by
C_C_T
on May 3, 2012 at 11:52 PM
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B I
Very funny bunch! Of course you're forcing me to set up situations where I can actually use them...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 3, 2012 at 7:49 PM
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darling I am certainly smiling after reading here!!
posted by
Kabu
on May 3, 2012 at 7:31 PM
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A lot of these were just plain good sense but hilarious nonetheless! sam
posted by
sam444
on May 3, 2012 at 4:57 PM
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