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What Starts With F and Ends With K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the... Sign in to see full entry.
CATS AND TEENAGERS For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed,... Sign in to see full entry.
A MOTHER'S DICTIONARY Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.... Sign in to see full entry.
CODE WORD FOR SEX A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".... Sign in to see full entry.
NEW BARBIE DOLLS Finally a Barbie I can relate to! At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain... Sign in to see full entry.
MICROSOFT LIGHTBULBS Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb? A: Four: One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?" One to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?" Another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" And the last one to say "It must be... Sign in to see full entry.
MALE STAGES IN LIFE AGE DRINK 17 - beer 25 - vodka 35 - scotch 48 - double scotch 66 - Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is... Sign in to see full entry.
THAT'S LOVE! An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.... Sign in to see full entry.
A Redneck Letter Dear Redneck Son, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because... Sign in to see full entry.
QUIZ: ARE YOU A REAL MAN? 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual... Sign in to see full entry.