The Best Medicine

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

It's a Miracle!

A priest is pulled over for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," replies the minister. The trooper asks, "Then, why do I smell wine?" The minister looks down at the bottle and... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't Look a Gift Horse, and Don't Lick a Gift Parrot...

Gift Horse Parrot in the Mouth Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. Tom said: "I built a big house for our mother." Dickie said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." Harry said: "You remember how our mother... Sign in to see full entry.

Are You Ready?

There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door." Soon after he opened his... Sign in to see full entry.

The Gutenberg Bible

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that "Guten-somebody-or-other" had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've thrown away one... Sign in to see full entry.

Nitpicking... and pushing

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he asked. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too!... Sign in to see full entry.

Misbehaving in Church

One Sunday morning, a young child was misbehaving through a church service. Finally, the rambunctious boy's father picked him up and carried him toward the door. Just before reaching the back door, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Kentucky Jelly

The nurse stopped in to check on her patient. "How was your breakfast?" she asked. "Oh, it was okay," he replied, "but can you bring me another flavor of jelly for my toast tomorrow? This Kentucky jelly just doesn't taste right." "Kentucky jelly?" she asked, perplexed. "Here's the package it was... Sign in to see full entry.

Hillary Country

A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary Clinton’s political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, “Hillary Clinton is a horse’s ass!” The bartender reached under the bar and... Sign in to see full entry.

Who's the President?

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not... Sign in to see full entry.

Politicians in a Bus Crash

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old redneck farmer's barn. The old redneck got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out,... Sign in to see full entry.

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