The Flatliner Diaries: Daddy, Did You Name Me ESPN Because You Rode The Short Bus?

Saturday, October 7, 2006

Daddy, Did You Name Me ESPN Because You Rode The Short Bus?

Some mental moron in Biloxi, Mississippi, one Rusty Real, named his baby boy ESPN Montana. He most certainly did. His wife, apparently no brain surgeon herself (the jury is out as to whether or not either parents have had lobotomies are just plain retarded), told the father that if she had a boy he... Sign in to see full entry.

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