The Flatliner Diaries: Retailer's Blues

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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Retailer's Blues

"Hello. This is Anytown Wish-Mart, home of everything you can wish for, Smiley Joe speaking. What can we do to make your wishes come true?" "Uh... what place is this?" "Ma'am, this is the Anytown Wish-Mart." "Which one?" "The Anytown Wish-Mart, ma'am." "Who am I speakin' to?" "Smiley Joe, ma'am."... Sign in to see full entry.

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