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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

These Aliens Ain't Mexicans Or Illegal, Bubba, Or Are They?

I often wonder why, with the infinite numbers of stars and planets that spin crazily through our galaxy, not to mention our universe, why some far more advanced civilization hasn't contacted us. I know all about UFO stories and abduction scenarios, but most evidence is presented in grainy photos or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 30, 2005

Attention, Space Aliens! Landing Strip Opening Soon

The small town of Lajas, Puerto Rico is planning on cashing in on tourist dollars by building a landing strip for outer space alien visitors. Since several of the townspeople believe they have seen UFOs and/or have been in contact with aliens over the years, they believe it is the perfect place to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 19, 2005

Johnny Carson Remembered At The Emmy Awards

There were some great moments at the 57th Annual Emmy Awards last night. S. Epatha Mercherson losing her speech down the front of her gown was priceless. The standing ovation given Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather and Peter Jennings (in spirit) was touching. But the moment that captured me, the highlight of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Hats Off To Governor Blanco

Like her or dislike her, Louisiana's Governor Blanco stood tall during a special joint session speech in Baton Rouge yesterday and refused the pessimistic view of never rebuilding New Orleans. She also stated that she would ask president Bush to do the same for New Orleans that he did for New York... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

The Amazing Staying Power Of "The Da Vinci Code"

I visited my local library the other day and happened to see the New York Times bestseller lists for the week ending September 4, 2005. The number two position caught my eye. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. I was surprised. I read the book during its 58th week on the list. It was luxuriating in its... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 9, 2005

Fast Times At Watercrest High

You get sick of seeing a lot of these celebrities mouthing off like politicians or experts on subjects and areas of responsibility they have little knowledge of or, if they are familiar with the topic in question, are relatively inexperienced. Jane Fonda is the most famous of the former. Martin... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Middle Management Theory or Incompetence, Mediocrity Find Middle Ground

Found on the internet, I believe that this just about sums up middle management in general throughout the corporate setting: Elementronics: The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 5, 2005

Katrina Ruined Dubya's Labor Day Plans -- How Tragic

I heard an announcer (reporter, newscaster, whatever) say earlier today that the president had to cancel his Labor Day plans and rework his schedule so he could tour the devastation in the gulf states hit by Katrina. God forbid he actually do something presidential for a change. I'm sure the victims... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005

For Those Looking For A Worthy Charity To Help The Victims Of Katrina >>>>>

In 2004, Forbes magazine gave America's Second Harvest a charitable commitment rating of 98%-meaning 98% of all product and financial donations received by America's Second Harvest go directly towards feeding hungry people rather than administration or fund raising. Here is the website:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

If You Want To Go Home, Moron, Take A Bus

Some walking reject of the mentally challenged persuasion with a penchant for taking things that don't belong to them has lifted the famous ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in her most famous role, that of Dorothy in The Wizard Of Oz. One of only four pair of the slippers worn for the movie known... Sign in to see full entry.

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