Just Being Able To Say Goodbye, PRICELESS! To help save the economy, the Government will announce next mo nth, that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of hassling all of those illegal’s ) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are far easier to catch and anyway most of them will never remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought about how much I'll miss all of you. Then it dawned on me... oh, crap!... I'll probably be... Sign in to see full entry.