BOY! Golfers must be cold-hearted sons of bitches! I'm seeing a trend here!
The golfer's wife A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole, and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was an emergency room doctor, notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible traffic accident and she was critically injured and would be going into the intensive care unit, after being operated upon.. The man told the doctor to tell his... Sign in to see full entry.