Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Sunday, November 16, 2003

I need to get to the top 10

You must help me with my plans. I must get three post in the top ten in the next two days in order for my plan to be carried out. Otherwise the whole world will be doomed. There is much power here that is being given to those who are not using it wisely. It should all be mine. I will use it... Sign in to see full entry.

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It's Sunday. Time to dance for pennies

I don't dance, so I don't get no pennies. I don't want no pennies. Give me dollars please. I like dollars. Will you pay me to stop dancing? I might have to start dancing then. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 15, 2003

The vacuum ate my baby

My wife is an evil woman. She just made me vacuum the living room. Our poor 7month-old was on the floor. Oh the horror. She won't believe me that I vacuumed him up, so it looks like she is going to get me to vacuum the living room next week as well. An evil, evil woman. Good thing she has big tits. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 14, 2003

I really need something sweet

I like candy, chocolate, and stuff. It's all good. So I'm going to get me some chocolate. It is good. Bye now Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003

I Ate What?

Hello out there. Oh, I'm suppose to say something now. Got any Ice Cream? What, I'm trying to talk here. Alright, I'll leave them alone. Goodbye. Talk to ya all soon. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003

The voices in my head

My hamster, from when I was a child, talks to me. I have no idea what he is saying, the squeaks make no sense to and the stupid echo of its exercise wheel keeps me up at night some time. I keep hoping he will get distracted and leave me alone, but I think it wants attention. A very annoying ghost. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 10, 2003

I found my pocket knife

So whoever was behind hiding it from me, you failed. It is mine once more and soon it will help me to take over the world. So have a nice day Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 9, 2003

They are coming, so be ready

Any day now thousands of ships that look just like fire hydrants will start to invade the earth. So if you see a fire hydrant that was not there last time you looked or if you just see one that does not look right, be careful. These aliens will steal all your peanut butter and spray paint your dog... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 8, 2003

I thank you

After that last Blog, so many decided to make me feel loved. I just wanted to say thank you. Now once I take over the world yet again, I shall reward you all with doughnuts and ice cream. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 6, 2003

No one leaves me comments

Doesn't anyone care? Why won't anyone leave me comments? I just want to know there is someone out there who is thiking of me. I think of many people. Most of them are not real, but I still think of them. I think I am real, so maybe that is why no one thinks of me. Can I think of someone who is... Sign in to see full entry.

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