Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2003

I am recruiting for my army

Do I have followers? Would you follow me if I took over the world? Or would you be part of the rebellion against my power? And will any of you bake me a cake? These are things I need to know. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 4, 2003

I want my pocket knife back

My pocket knife is missing. Did any one here take it? It may be the key to my taking over the world again, so I am sure someone here has motive to have taken it. Confess and I may go easy on you. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 3, 2003

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

Is everyone here familiar with this, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex By Larry Niven It is great. If you have never read it, you must. It may change you life, or just give you a good laugh. http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html Niven is a very deep thinker. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 2, 2003

Do I look like Jesus?

I have been told I look like Jesus, the way he is depicted in paintings. I have long brown hair as well as facial hair. I have always found that to be very strange. F0r halloween I was dressed as a Jedi to match my son's costume and someone did ask if I was suppose to be Jesus. But I won't make the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 1, 2003

I am Immortal...

At least up until I die. After all that is really the only proof that you are mortal, your death. So I plan to enjoy this immortallity until I die. My son's playing in the gammasphere. Hopefully he won't become a 12' tall green monster. A three-year old is hard enough to control as it is. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 30, 2003

I now have a working gammasphere and I am not afraid to use it.

What's a gammashpere you ask, well I don't really know. I haven't seen the movie yet, but it sounds impressive. Okay, so it's a big bunch of cradboard that was a Wal-Mart promotion for HULK the movie, that I got a hold of and put together for a playhouse for my son. He loves the thing. It is rather... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Chris 2303 shall fall to my power

This is a test and a only a test. From what I see using his name is suppose to attract attention, so I figured why not. This Blog is for doing that kind of stuff, so I am doing. So if you have come to this Blog thinking I am going to write something about what's-his-name, you better go find... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 24, 2003

I know Jose Miramontes

Jose is a friend of mine. He said it I used his name in a Blog I would get the most hits ever. I figured why not. If you want me to give Jose any messages leave comments and I will make sure he gets them and if he has any replies I will post them. Remember this is Jose Miramontes I am talking about... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Look , he caught the football, maybe he can get a homerun...

I am an adult male who really does not like watching sports. Often I'll say stuff like "Look, he caught the football, maybe he can get a homerun" just to bug the sport fans I know. It can be a lot of fun. Another good way is dog on their teams every chance you get. Always cheer for the other guys.... Sign in to see full entry.

So many colors

"There are so many colors in the rainbow, so many colors in the morning sun, so many colors in the flowers and I see everyone" From a song my parents listened to. They always said it reminded them of my and how I look at the world. It was about a teacher who tried to teach a kid that he had to see... Sign in to see full entry.

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