Blackberry Girls

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Anita: It is wonderful that we interfered in a terror plot that would have killed thousands. But there are other Al Queda cells all over Britain. Karleene: Those terror cells are not affiliated with Al Queda. CNN reported. Anita: Republican spin says there's an Al Queda terrorist behind every bush.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Anita: I do not understand this terror plot. How were they planning to get the explosives on the planes, and how did we catch them? Karleene: They were planning to use the Timothy McVeigh method, peroxide and acetone, in small gatorade bottles. Anita: You're joking? And how were they caught?... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: I'm the first to say that all this hype about a war, a world war at that, is underway right now! I mean what country are we fighting against aside from Iraq? Karleene: Not sure. Anita: I mean, the U.S. government wants to listen to our phone calls, read our e-mails, inspect our luggage when... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Anita: Hezbollah has been stashing their weapons among the Lebanese people. Did they know that's what they were getting themselves into when they accepted the help with building homes and apartment buildings? Karleene: I suppose they feel badly about their families. Bellefonte: It makes me feel a... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: You know, that primary election yesterday got a lot of coverage, but it's not even November. What gives? Karleene: The last Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee, a true heavyweight in his party, lost to the heir to a billionaire, former partner of JP Morgan. Anita: What does all that mean?... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Anita, It looks like the war goes on unabated. Karleene: Well, the addiction is decades old! Anita: The feud goes back millenia! Karlene: No, I mean the addiction to stardom. Bellefonte: Right, first OBL, then Zarkhowi, now Nezrallah. They all want to be World Islamic Leader. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 7, 2006

Anita: What did you think of the confrontation on "Press the Meat"? Karleene: You mean between the Israelis and Hezbolah? Anita: No, between Condi Rice and Tim Russert. Did you think she held her own ground without losing her cool? Bellefonte: Oh yes. She passed the test all right. I'd say she's a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

Anita: Condi says this first draft resolution for peace in the Middle East is only the first step. There are other levels of peace negotiations underway. Karleene: And Henry Kissinger said on CNN that the solution was to bring Iran back into the community of nations. Bellefonte: Well, they need to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 5, 2006

Anita: CNN is reporting that it has been five days since Fidel Castro was seen in public. Karleene: I know, rumor has it he has undergone stomach cancer surgery. Anita: Cuban authorities say he is progressing nicely, advancing his recuperation to "stable" and out of intensive care. Karleene: I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 4, 2006

Anita, Hey, the Globe front page said Star Jones is getting divorced. Karleene: the girl at the checkout counter said she was married in a million dollar splash not too long ago! Anita: Who was she married to? Bellefonte: Oprah, I think. Sign in to see full entry.

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