Blackberry Girls

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Anita: Oh My God! Have you been watching ABC? They're trying to lynch

Bill Cliinton. Karleene: I just got back from a dance lesson. What did it say? Anita: "The Path to 9/11" makes it look like everyone in the government knew about the war against Usama Bin Laden since 1995, but Clinton, Sandy Burger, and Madeleine Albright wouldn't allow them to do their jobs!... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: Oh My God! I just talked to my mother. You know that big .........

oil discovery they found out in the Gulf of Mexico? My cousin actually works on the group that found it. Karleene: Who is your nephew? Anita: It's my Pennsyvannia aunt's oldest boy. He's a geologist for Chevron Oil in Houston. Oh My God, I can't believe it! Karleene: Well, not to always be throwing... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: ABC plans to air "The Road to 9-11" tonight. What's all the

controversy? It is what it is. Clinton has nothing to fear. Karleene: Well, to be fair, no one thought that terrorist training camps in Iraq, Egypt, and Iran were really that harmful. Anita: We all thought it was just a phase. Karleene: Little did we know that they signaled the Islamic World's rise... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 9, 2006

Anita: What about his wife? Hillary is a Senator now. Might run for

President. That takes character. She's hot too! Karleene: Stand-by-your-man Hill? Anita: You think forgiveness is a bad thing evidently? Karleene: I don't think Rudi Giuliani felt like he had to be used as a doormat. John McCain has his days trapped in a cage behind him. I doubt he would let us be... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 8, 2006

Anita: Whatever. the man was lynched by the media mob. But not convicted

Thank God. Karleene: Bill Clinton or Osama Bin Laden? Anita: Clinton of course. Big difference Bellefonte: Not such a big difference. What would you say is the difference between Israelis and Arabs? Karleene: Israelis have anti-depressants? Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: That is so unfair! What have any of you done in life that you can

point to, to even approach this man? He was a giant. Karleene: Please, don't anyone burst her bubble. She's so peaceful when she's in La-la Land. Anita: You're dating a media hack! Karleene: The media is a respectable institution. Bellefonte: Well, the media stood by and watched throughout the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 7, 2006

Anita:: Bill Clinton! He is so cute...

Karleene: Oh brother! Anita: You should do so well. Karleene: What is your definition of so well? Anita: Leader of the free world, reduced welfare, made peace between Israel and the PLO... Bellefonte: Kept us out of Northern Ireland... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 2, 2006

Anita: Oh GOSH! He works in media as what?

Bellefonte: As a newspaper city desk editor. Isn't it exciting? Anita: No, media types deal in rubbish. They live for the next big scandal. Their headlines always outshine their stories. And during slow news months, like August, they sit about debating inconsequential issues such as "does size... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 1, 2006

Anita: Why is she flipping channels so fast? Bellefonte: She's checking news stories on all the news channels. Karleene: I'm looking for disasters. Hurricane, typhoon, tropical storm, failed peace agreement,shark attack, terrorist attack. Terrific! Anita: What's terrific? Bellefonte: Her new guy... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Anita: Oh, you had the Ramsey case figured out before they had that guy on the plane from Thailnd. How? Bellefonte: No, I just had learned somewhere along the line that people tend to think the worst of others. Karleene: You mean we're not supposed to leap to false conclusions? Sign in to see full entry.

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