Blackberry Girls

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Monday, November 10, 2008

A Mut Like Me

Bellefonte: not the League of Nations? What then Ivy League? Anita: no, his youngest daughter is allergic. Bellefonte: And what are the competing interests that must be reconciled? Karlene: the question is, will they be able to find a puppy that is hypoallergenic at the Aninal Rescue League. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Anita: I agree that there are two obvious factors that must be reconciled.

Karlene: yes at least two factors. Anita: And the most obvious factor is consideration of human needs. Karlene: not that she's needy. I mean, is it her fault? She was born that a way! Anita: no, and the second most important factor, the league; that is smart and people are going to like that!... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Anita: So, even though he's losing, McCain is actually winning?

Karlene: He isn't winning or losing. Nobody knows, it's just reading all the polls. Anita: CNN Poll of Polls says McCain is losing, by seven points. Karlene: OK, two problems. That's an average of national polls that are a few days old. Where it counts now is in the state polls. If McCain takes the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Anita: Oh my Gosh, his campaign chairman said

She was a Diva? Karlene: Not only that, he said she was a "whack job", whatever that is. Anita: A whack job is a nut! Karlene, Wow, he should really apologize to Sarah Palin. Bellefonte: Who, Obama's chairman? Karlene: No, McCain's. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Anita: Well, was that a serious question? About Obama being socialist?

Karlene, Joe Biden answered straight. Cut taxes on the middle class. Anita:...and raise taxes on the highest one percent of earners. Karlene: Right, the millionaires and billionaires. Bellefonte: Who said they were raising taxes on Bill Ayers? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Anita; I do not understand how raising taxes on small businesses is going

To help the economy. Don't small businesses drive the economy? Bellefonte: Obama does not raise taxes on small business. Anita: According to McCain they want to raise taxes on small businesses. Bellefonte: That's because a small business to McCain, is one that rakes in over two hundred fifty... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Anita: CNN just did a special report on Val Kilmer. He had a green architect build him a 300 sqare foot treehouse on his New Mexico property. Karleen: Practicing for a role as Tarzan, is he? Anita: Well, it's his getaway to be in solitude, you know, and pray and stuff. Bellefonte: Hey, his cousin is... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Anita: She tells him "stay alive!". But she let's him figure it out for himself. Karleen: So, they commandeer a school bus. Out in the street masses of the population are flooding the interstates. They break through road block after makeshift roadblock. Anita: No, the rest of the plot takes place... Sign in to see full entry.

Anita: I had a great idea for a screenplay. Take a "War of the Worlds" scenario, where some virulent bacteria is spreading uncontrollably, and the CIA has convinced the government that it needs to blow up all major cities in America. Karleen: Dear God, this sounds too fantastic. Anita: And have the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Anita: Well, Hillary at least leaves open the possibility that her mistaken vote on the Iraq War was the right thing to do. Karleen: And that her votes in favor of Homeland Security, enhanced executive power, and unwarranted surveilance of Americans was too? Anita: I don't know. I think that's what... Sign in to see full entry.

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