Blackberry Girls

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Back by Popular Demand, those Hollywood Housemates, the Blackberry Girls

Anita: I guess I agree with Hillary. They lied as a pretext for attacking Iraq, they bungled the rebuilding part, and at home they took away our freedoms. Karleen: OK, and Obama says the same thing, except he was first to say it. Anita: And she says there were no terrorists in Iraq before we went... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Anita: I recognize that Yankee pitcher, the poor dear! Lidle, right?

Karleene: Yes, he got hit by up-the-middle rips several times during the regular season. But he seemed to be brave about it. Anita: Then it had to have been an accident. What other reason is there to fly into an apartment building at 73rd and York? Bellefonte: He was trying to take out Carol Higgins... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Oh my gosh! How depressing, a senator and a teenage boy?

He had a cyber-romance? That makes me sick! Karleene: But it was OK when Clinton did it. Because he was popular? Because he was a Democrat and Democrats are expected to be perverts? Or because he looked like Elvis? Anita: Monica was twenty! Bellefonte: Not Monica. That African-American 14 year-old,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Anita: Well, our old friend, Bill Clinton, has caused a stir. Do you

Suppose most people are surprised? Karleene: I guess. He's been on every channel all week. You'd think he was Howard Dean. Anita: Dick Morris says this is the real Bill Clinton. Do you think it is? Karleene: Yes. Now did he belong in the Oval Office? Or somewhere else where he might feel more... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Anita: Bill Clinton again! My hero.

Karleene: What does he expect during an election campaign? Anita: Well, he is the former leader of the free world. Karleene: And as such, he makes a convenient target for the opposition. He should not lose his temper in public! Bellefonte: He's completely backward then. He shouldn't be having his... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Anita: we know he's a dictator. His references to Bush were

Rude to say the least. It seems he hurt his own credibility. Or do other countries see us as devils, really? Karleene: No, he sounded like a fool. Anita: The other one, president of Iran, he sounded more believable. He scares me. Karleene: He's the one always talking tough about the Jews. About the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Anita: This Chavez, president of Venezuela, what's his beef?

He comes to the U.N. And calls our president a devil? Says he can still smell sulphur? Karleene: I think he's a religious fanatic. Probably Catholic Pentacostal. Anita: I think he's Methodist or Presbyterian. Bellefonte, He's a crazy Socialist, Fascist, Atheist dictator. Karleene: Those aren't even... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Anita: According to the newspaper headlines, Bush is gaining in pooularity

In Iowa. Karleene: Well, do you believe in polls? Bellefonte: Consider the alternative. Anita: Yes, but this headline makes sense. It seems that the president's popularity is up. That's one indicator. Now the new polls from Iowa. What do you think? Bellefonte: Consider the alternative! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Anita: OH MY GOSH! They have gone too far.

Karleene: Who, Brittney and Kevin? So they have two now! Anita: No, the Bush assassination movie. What were they thinking? Karleene: I don't know, 'Michael Moore is a has been?' Anita: Well, aside from being disrespectful, don't you think it might be giving the wrong people the wrong idea.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Anita: Well. ABC was even-handed anyway, in its portrayal

Of both political parties as being negligent. Karleene: Yep, in a bureaucracy the important guy, is the guy with the boss' ear, and nobody tells him what to do. Anita: It's a miracle a government like that, filled with turfs, agencies and jurisdictions didn't collapse of its own weight long ago.... Sign in to see full entry.

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