(Mostly) Humorous Quotes

Monday, February 21, 2005

Too Crowded?

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. --Yogi Berra, talking about a popular New York restaurant. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Your table is ready

"Death is just nature's way of saying 'Your table is ready'" Robin Williams Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Too serious

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.--Elbert Hubbard Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Being There?

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.-- Woody Allen Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 12, 2005

Smile on your Face

I don't know who said this one first either but I love it. Put a smile on your face. It wouldn't look right anyplace else. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 11, 2005

Living on the Edge

I don't know who said this--I first saw it on a T-Shirt--but I like it so much I have it on my answering machine message. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space Sign in to see full entry.

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