Saturday, April 2, 2005
Wasted Time?
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Bertrand Russell
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Friday, April 1, 2005
Expect Nothing
Blessed is he who expects nothing, he shall not be disappointed. Benjamin Franklin
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Walk Beside Me
A more serious quote today. That's why I call the blog MOSTLY humorous quotes Don't walk behind me. I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Excited over nothing
Some women get all excited over nothing--and then marry him--Cher
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Monday, March 28, 2005
Fifty Percent
Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class--Al McGuire
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Saturday, March 26, 2005
Beautiful and Charming
A beautiful woman is one you notice, a charming woman is one who notices you.--Adlai Stevenson
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Friday, March 25, 2005
Grandson
I don't know who my Grandfather was, I'm more concerned about who his grandson will be--Abraham Lincoln
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Thursday, March 24, 2005
No character
My initial thought was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I had no character.--Charles Barkley
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Marvelous Housekeeper
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Healthy?
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up until the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson
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