Healthy?
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up until the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
All the World a Stage
If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting? --George Carlin Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Learning to Dance
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance--waiting for the bathroom--Bob Hope Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 11, 2005
Bachelor of Arts
This sounds like me A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and still has the art to remain a bachelor Helen Rowland Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, March 8, 2005
Length of Film
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder--Alfred Hitchcock Sign in to see full entry.
One out of Four
Statistics show that one in every four Americans has a mental illness. Think of your three closest friends. If they seem okay, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 7, 2005
Too Short
Life is too short to worry about how short life is.---A Jeff Powers original:) Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 6, 2005
Verbal Contract
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Samuel Goldwyn Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 4, 2005
Snow White
As long as I'm in the Mae West mode, here's another one "I used to be Snow White but I drifted" Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 3, 2005
Temptation
I can resist anything but temptation--Mae West Sign in to see full entry.