(Mostly) Humorous Quotes

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

All the World a Stage

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting? --George Carlin Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Learning to Dance

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance--waiting for the bathroom--Bob Hope Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 11, 2005

Bachelor of Arts

This sounds like me A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and still has the art to remain a bachelor Helen Rowland Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Length of Film

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder--Alfred Hitchcock Sign in to see full entry.

One out of Four

Statistics show that one in every four Americans has a mental illness. Think of your three closest friends. If they seem okay, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 7, 2005

Too Short

Life is too short to worry about how short life is.---A Jeff Powers original:) Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 6, 2005

Verbal Contract

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Samuel Goldwyn Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 4, 2005

Snow White

As long as I'm in the Mae West mode, here's another one "I used to be Snow White but I drifted" Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 3, 2005

Temptation

I can resist anything but temptation--Mae West Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Walking distance

Anyplace is within walking distance---if you have enough time Steven Wright Sign in to see full entry.

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