The advice of the hour for Thursday, December 25, 2003

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Thursday, December 25, 2003

DO NOT FART AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unless you are utterly ALONE. Doing so otherwise may cause a serious rift to come between you and those you are driving with. This is ESPECIALLY bad in the dead of winter when opening the window includes frostbite for the whole family! (or friends...) Sign in to see full entry.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAT LOCKED IN YOUR ROOM FOR 8 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made the mistake of forgetting to let zach out before I left for the XMAS party... OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!!! that cat LOVES to piss under my desk. Now I'm all stuffed up because the floor smells like FEBREEZE. ICK!! I hate my sinuses!! Sign in to see full entry.

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